04:43:38Brian AtlasI'm I'm beginning to feel I will not stand for your toxic masculinity and your misogyny sir I will not stand for it I've been scaled as a
04:43:50Toiafeminist get that blue wiggle watch watch out Jake um like it's the really quickly thing about the traditional gender rules I mean it's true like I've been to places like Morocco and Albania you see no women on the streets they're
04:44:03Jakein their traditional gender rules rearing the children you know but they're like they have no freedom to even get to do or choose what they but I'm I'm not talking about Muslim countries um I'm talking about more of
04:44:13Jakelike the biblical patriarchy and and you know the masculine feminine order of the world that is embodied at in the micro at the family we have long hair don't
04:44:25Brian Atlascare donated $100 Jesus Christ ladies rate your BJ 1 to 10 well we haven't gone we will do it but we we haven't gone around fully on the the the looks one so I guess we'll do looks we also
04:44:54Brian Atlaswait okay uh wait so we'll go round rating 1 to 10 then we'll do his uh what your looks on the scale of 1 to 10 I'd
04:45:02Brian Atlasgive myself a seven and a half okay I'll pass oh breaking my heart here you can't pass range you want to do range range
04:45:13Brian Atlasyeah between one and 10 okay all right she's down between one and 10 yeah I think I'd say 7 a half as well I will say eight I'll say
04:45:25Brian Atlasseven honestly right now I got to give myself a five I uh I got a little dad bod right now so I got to lose the dad bod once I lose the dad bod I I think I can get back to a
04:45:35Brian Atlassix but right now I'm a solid five are you D with a dad bot no oh but I have a dad bot I've gained a bit of weight you know see I don't I don't engage in
04:45:45Brian Atlasvarious vices I don't drink I don't party I don't smoke I don't do drugs junk food sugar Caff so my vice is I I is
04:45:56Brian Atlasgluttony I just when I uh when I get stressed I just eat a lot like I'll stress eat so I gain some weight cuz this is some stressful yo I got a stressful life I got Ops I got enemies I
04:46:08Brian Atlasgot people out to get me I got in and out V I got like uh what do I got Inn Out burger oh that was my go-to after the show I put down two burgers french fries and a shake that's
04:46:20Brian Atlassome that's some like I was being I was being a degenerate degenerate I'm I'm losing the weight though guys I'm down five PBS so I I started a diet I'm down five PBS
04:46:33TTS Readerboys within eight months sixpack Butler donated thank you bro does rat face TV over here know that during his whole pH condoms were not protecting him from
04:46:44TTS Readergenital herpes the disease is clearly killing his hairline Bri the bleach and hasmat suit he do you want to respond to I dodged it do you want to respond to J Jay Butler
04:46:56Brian Atlasluckily I dodged it thank you though your concern Jay Butler Jay Butler you've been a little bit you know a little more ruthless you've been a little more ruthless lately normally you just politely talk about Herpes but now
04:47:08Brian Atlasyou're making shots see every literally guys everyone's got does Jay Butler have heard's going on here's the thing Jay
04:47:16Brian AtlasButler he lives in the herpes capital of the United States which is New Orleans I believe I could be wrong I'm pretty sure
04:47:27Brian Atlasit's the herpes and he's a urologist which means he looks at a lot of dicks like think about all the dicks you've seen he's seen that in an hour
04:47:37TTS Readerokay think of that one hour he sees all the collectively all the dicks so he he's got herpes on the Mind One Motorsports donated $100 armish children do not cry because
04:47:49TTS Readerthe family unit is so strong and traditional ask an Amish child when he has heard his father yell in anger and he will tell you never maybe progressives are
04:47:59Brian Atlasevil wow Amish children would any of you like an Amish dude I would get with an Amish chick you know if he was cute would you
04:48:11Brian Atlaslike would you churn butter with an Amish Dew it' be a fun date it would be a dope date and actually can I I want to set you I know an Amish guy I'd like I
04:48:21TTS Readerthink you might be his type could I sa you up with him Apollo sh donated $100 toxic masculinity is a misnomer pejorative like homophobia that is meant
04:48:32TTS Readerto denigrate normal het men who believe and behave in a nature devised way to provide for their mates wow that was
04:48:42Brian Atlasum wait you didn't did wait oh there's no excuse me there's no yo Apollo Shinoda thank you very much for your patronage is that your real name Apollo
04:48:52TTS ReaderShin it's like a doc V donated $100 y doc thank you feminists shame women for choosing motherhood they then shame men who prefer to prefer potential mothers
04:49:04Brian Atlasthey are evil as they aim to destroy families frizzy hair corner you are guilty of this evil is that the girl that just got up while you sent in that
04:49:14Brian Atlassuper chat or because we have a couple well you guys have curly hair I OB to Doc they don't have frizzy hair they have curly hair did he say FR and as
04:49:24Brian Atlasthey are guests of mine doc vabis I'm deeply offended that you would dare they've got bro they look at her flow her flow is dope we it's very rare that we have so many curly-haired
04:49:36Brian Atlaswomen in the studio I will not stand for your insults I will defend the curly-haired women how dare you say that they have frizzy hair okay look at her lovely hair look at her lovely hair look at her lovely hair they have flow do you
04:49:49Brian Atlasguys know what the flow is y'all got the flow thank you you're very welcome going back to long hair don't care he was at wait did we go around on the the oh yeah
04:49:59Brian Atlaswe did the looks uh he want Jesus Christ he wanted to know
04:50:07Brian Atlasyour the the the BJ skills if you want to rate it on one scale of 1 to 10 I mean me first yeah okay all
04:50:18Kaylaright I would say maybe like a seven because I didn't get my tonsils out as a child huh is that a thing so it's better because the tonsils are still yeah if
04:50:30Brian Atlasyou want a deep throw you got to have no tonsils room for it really I didn't know that oh good to know okay only T tonsil girls just kidding I'm kidding I didn't know that tonsils great tonsils they
04:50:43Brian Atlasdon't take tonsils out don't have tonsil get the as often as they used to interesting okay uh sure what about we'll go around the table on this don't shoot the messenger guys he sent it okay
04:50:54Toiago ahead like eight oh I would say higher but then there was one person it made me question everything so I'm putting myself at a solid eight like made you question it because is
04:51:04Brian Atlaslike like made you question it in the sense like you were like no like like oh Fu like what's like oh you yeah like I
04:51:13Katiewas like uh oh uh oh okay what about you um I want to answer and be like oh it's the same thing as before it just keeps going up and up and up but I'll honor him like eight always room for
04:51:26Brian Atlasimprovement maybe nine okay good know that's between me and the guy I'm seeing I feel like you're good at it wait question you're you're by you're by
04:51:37Brian Atlasright M okay let me throw you a little curveball here what about with the ladies that's between me and her you should have been
04:51:47Brian Atlaslike I'm a 10 yo okay now all right okay nine trying to help out a little nine okay all right it's confident yeah like a solid seven solid seven okay no
04:52:01Brian Atlasanswer Jake on a scale of 1 to 10 what are your BJ rate your BJ skills on the scale of one it'll
04:52:10TTS Readerget yo AP OD donated $100 this name on my donations is just my lame twitch game attack because this
04:52:18TTS Readerdonations system is stupid my real name is Steven Austin Texas lfg better times on November 5th November 5th is that what's the November 5th is that election
04:52:31Brian Atlasday remember remember the fifth of no November the gun treason wait the gunpowder treason and plot guy Fox guy
04:52:39TTS Readerfoxa oh we got another one fora donated $1100 the way to a man's heart is a BJ he won't feel like a real man unless
04:52:48Nickdeep throat remember that the first part was right I don't think I don't know if deep Thro is necessary to be honest it's it's
04:53:00Nickthe thought that counts yeah it's the throat the throat it's the throat that counts she was the mouth That Got Away okay um all right Forza hey that's a
04:53:12Brian Atlasthat's your first time chatting good thank you for your patronage man appreciate it Apollo thank you for your patronage appreciate it one quick thing uh going back to the rating thing Kayla you said getting you're getting better looking yeah as you age mhm okay so I
04:53:26Brian Atlaswanted to go around the table on this related to the rating thing um do you guys think that you look better now or do you think you'll look better in 10
04:53:37Brian Atlasyears or do you think you look better now I'm not phrasing that properly will you look better in 10 years or do oh my God Jesus I'm I'm like I think room temperature I've got a room temperature IQ um I understand I think you
04:53:50Brian Atlasunderstand the question but I'm not phrasing it properly they get it yeah yeah yeah I think in 10 years I'll be prettier than I am now so okay so you're 24 so do you think you'll be better
04:54:00Brian Atlaslooking at 34 than at 24 probably okay what about you so you're 20 will you be better looking at 30 than you are now at 20 I don't know I don't put on enough sunscreen I feel like now now
04:54:11Katieit's the prime okay but if you were to throw on some sunscreen 30 we maybe 30 still be a babe at 30 okay yeah I think I'm going to be beautiful at all ages but I will say when I look back at
04:54:23Brian Atlasyounger photos I was I like my younger photos okay so you're 29 now right so do you think you'll be better looking at 39 versus 29
04:54:36Brian AtlasI don't know okay what about you I think I'm going to be hot as and you're 21 correct yeah um so do you you think you'll be better looking at 31 versus 21 yes okay what about you I also think
04:54:49ArianaI'll be better at 31 versus 21 what about you yeah I agree I think women kind of go into their looks sometimes so yeah I think I'm going to be better too
04:55:00Brian Atlasat and you're remind me your age again 24 so you'll better you'll be better looking at 34 than at 24 yeah okay going around one more time uh let's do 20
04:55:10Kaylayears will you be better looking at 44 versus now 24 um how old did you say 20 years so 44
04:55:21Kaylaout I'm worried that maybe around like 43 is when I'll start that's your Peak 43 yeah be your Peak maybe I'll start
04:55:29Kaylalooking back by then to be like oh my gosh look that photo of me around
04:55:37Kayla45 I don't know I'm going to D age delicately and as gracefully as I can okay what about you yeah n 40 n n there's pretty 40 Old Apollo Shinoda
04:55:50TTS Readerdonated $100 great panel tonight especially your wingman Brian thank also more frowns faces and lip sinks from Madison always
04:56:01Brian Atlaswelcome greater than yeah Madison get on it um what about you KD 49 better
04:56:10Katielooking at 49 versus 29 same answer I'm going to be a beautiful old lady and I'm beautiful now no well okay you can still you can still be
04:56:24Brian Atlasattractive when you're older that's not what I'm asking that's I mean I know some very beautiful women right are equally like comparatively speaking but okay um what about you unfortunately I
04:56:33Lilydon't think so okay so you think you'll Peak at like in your 30s feel like 35 is like oh my God that's like Peak me that's what I would say I guess I
04:56:44Kayladon't got that long you got it girl years the perfect age is man I'm just
04:56:54Brian Atlaskidding what how did he get here how did I don't know what happened there um okay uh what about you I think I'll better at 41 than 21 you you think you'll be more
04:57:06Brian Atlasphysically attractive at 41 versus now at 21 yeah okay what about you I probably won't be as attractive at okay 41 I don't think so don't think so okay
04:57:17JakeI want what about you guys 20 years and you 10 to I'd say you're probably more in your physical prime in your late 20s and early 30s as a man but in in your 40s in terms of career and
04:57:30Jakewhere you're at and the wisdom you've gained you'd be more attractive to a woman but I don't know if we were if you guys answering that question just physical yeah but but I was saying were you guys doing it as in like what men would be attracted to or were you doing
04:57:42Brian Atlaswhat what you if you think you're more beautiful oh personal personal all right okay there we go okay uh well I mean to answer the question I actually think uh I I certainly think I was better looking
04:57:54Brian Atlaswhen I was younger um and I don't think I'm going to get better looking uh as the years go on so uh certainly no not in 10 years not 20 years uh
04:58:05Brian Atlasyeah I was a stud at 19 sixpack let's see you want to see photos after the
04:58:15Brian Atlasshow you would have totally made me wait for sex for like 3 months back when I was 19 I feel like you and Surfer Dude Brian would have been a good couple surfer dude I surf you
04:58:27Katie[Music] know on that note can I say something cuz I'm always going to say something that's is who I am put me in seat go ahead Katie tell us tell us your thoughts my little OCD is just saying
04:58:40Brian Atlasthat we never finish going around with our Dream men which stopped at me so you're right we should we should complete that because I know you guys want to hear what I have to say on this
04:58:51Brian AtlasI want to get it around oh yeah because you you know you want to hear my thoughts wait am I going okay what oh well were we I think we were wrapping up
04:59:02Brian Atlason oh I just wanted to say I I'm not don't want to be mean but
04:59:15Brian Atlasuh as time goes on you know we tend to age putting this as delicately as possible here as time goes on we age we get
04:59:28Brian Atlaswrinkles I don't know if the whole you'll be better looking in 10 years thing 20 years thing you know you're probably as good-look in this exact
04:59:39Brian Atlasmoment as you'll be thanks Dad you're welcome you're welcome daughter go get me a ball of years let's we'll see yeah we we'll have
04:59:49Brian Atlasyou come back on this podcast in 10 years we're going to do a reunion episode 130 reunion all of you will
04:59:57Brian Atlasstill be here um we'll uh we'll see where everyone's at and yeah um okay so uh should I just say
05:00:08TTS Readerit I don't know you guys are nice I don't want to be say say it say it okay fine it's a little delusional maybe a bit more than a little delusional to say you'll be better looking in 10 years years that's
05:00:20TTS Readerall say by speaking of why didn't you have the balls to ask Molly why she thinks she is so popular on off Brian LOL missed you to
05:00:30Brian AtlasBud wait uh Why didn't can I ask Malle why she thinks she is so popular on o does she think she's popular on o I don't know if that came up in our Molly oh she was on her last show she's she's
05:00:43TTS Readerbeen on the show like three or four times um if you want Nickelodeon I'll ask her next time she's donated $100 my apologies Brian I did not
05:00:53TTS Readerrealize that you were sitting on a new simp ction indeed free flowing frizz I can see the gorgeous chemical fumes
05:01:01Brian Atlasrising from their heads making up with a 100 I will have you know there the Sim cushion get me the Sim
05:01:11Brian Atlascushion Nick um free flowing frizz Wow first off her hair is Immaculate
05:01:18Brian Atlasdon't insult my past I don't know where I in another my like 19-year-old Surfer
05:01:26Brian Atlasgirlfriend over here I take deep offense oan abis she's got flow she's got flow and she has flow how don't insult the
05:01:37Brian Atlasthe curls Doc vanis it's rude I will not stand for
05:01:46Brian Atlasit I will listen if you do it again doc if you if you talk about my dear friends here if you talk about their hair one more
05:01:57TTS Readertime doc I swear to God I will rain down and a Godly Firestorm upon you you're going to have to call the United Nations and get a binding resolution to keep me from donated
05:02:09TTS Reader$100 mother here is a 100 to get you to shut the up I'm will you up did you hear what I said don't don't you come from my home girls here
05:02:22Brian Atlasif you come from my home girls in their hair doc vabis we're going to have a problem you understand we're going to have a problem don't talk about that hair you understand me you you understand okay sorry I got into my like
05:02:35Brian Atlashave you guys seen The Sopranos great show fantastic show it's on HBO you should check it out okay good talk
05:02:44Brian Atlasum oh we're going around the last thing she Katie really wanted to go around and hear everybody's what you're
05:02:53Brian Atlaslooking for in a guy your dream man your dream man my dream woman or Dream Woman okay should should we Factor another there could yes would you are you
05:03:03Brian Atlaspansexual bisexual well but you know pansexual I'm bisexual pansexual is but I think a little bit different well it's like you would date somebody who's trans
05:03:13Lilyfor example I I personally don't think I would so I think that's why I got yeah they're just two different concepts sure sure sure no yeah I know just you know um so the my Person of
05:03:26LilyInterest the good qualities I'm looking for is probably ambitious I want somebody who's passionate about something and driven I also really really like disciplined people um someone who's funny and charismatic and
05:03:36Lilyoutgoing very adventurous and someone who's educated and is curious and athletic and athletic okay
05:03:46Shaywhat about you um I'm lucky enough that I have my dream man and he's ambitious kind caring he makes me a softer person more and my feminine um he's encouraging
05:03:59Shayand he just is always looking out for his family his friends um someone like that so I'm lucky enough to have met my dream
05:04:09Arianaperson yeah the qualities I would say is like loyal honesty patient thoughtful and open-minded and
05:04:19Vanikaalso like willing to be vulnerable and emotional and adventurous I would say I like a modate man not like more musculine personality
05:04:31Vanikanor more like like feminine I want a moderate person in my life also I want a family oriented ambitious I don't know how you pronounce it either right now if he's not at the
05:04:43Vanikastable job or he should have some goals and he's actually should be working on them like I should feel like he you want to do something in life before I have
05:04:52Brian AtlasJake go here I just want to ask the chat I want you to rate wait go back Nick I want you to rate the back of Kayla's head on a scale of 1 to 10 chat
05:05:03TTS Readerrate the back of her head on a scale of to 10 my hair Apollo shoda donated $100 Al Brian get your a dollar on the road there's lots of cities with more
05:05:15TTS Readerinteresting women around this great country especially here in Austin Texas there is dollar toade but even better conversation Apollo first off thank you for your uh chat really appreciate it I
05:05:27Brian Atlasactually have considered like having a uh a tour bus and like going doing the show in different cities but that's like
05:05:34Brian Atlasa major logistical thing and yeah I mean I'd love to do it it'd be super cool like okay one week Sunday Tuesday we're
05:05:44Brian Atlasin Idaho one week we're in Oregon one week we're in Texas one week we're in Montana and just get women from those local Geographic areas to come on the show that could be interesting um also
05:05:55Brian Atlaslike bringing going International let's do it in Japan let's go to Thailand let's go to Europe let's go to Latin America uh that could definitely be interesting it's just uh it's a question
05:06:05Brian Atlasof uh it'd be super fun but it's logistically doing that and like having cuz like our studio setup is not mobile
05:06:14Brian Atlasand like that's it it'd be very expensive um we probably need a sponsor to go and do that you know we were talking like multiple people like
05:06:26Brian Atlasflights hotels do we bring our equipment do we rely on like local a local potential Studio so uh it's a good suggestion something I've certainly thought of so uh one thing I have considered actually I'm going to keep
05:06:39Brian Atlasthe secret but we're we're working on a new format so um oh Jake your by the way chat please rate the back of her head um Jake what are you looking for in a lady
05:06:51Jakefriend I'd say number one thing would be that she has to fear God she has to be a Godly woman she has to not has to but preferably a virgin if not a very low
05:07:02Jakebody count with only Partners feminine submissive loyal and just wants to have a family and multiply and have a big army of
05:07:12Brian Atlaschildren that was beautiful that was good all right guys I'm here's my list I've got a list here hold on oh where is it okay so we're going to start with looks pay attention guys this is
05:07:24Brian Atlasgoing to be this going to be good all right so let's start with the looks and I've I've written it I've written it down it's actually similar it's quite long so it's similar to you um any race
05:07:36Brian Atlasis fine but I do have a slight preference for white women slight preference and Asian women don't get me wrong I dat other races but slight preference um let's see uh slight
05:07:49Brian Atlaspreference uh you know I like short women but I don't really care you know they could be taller than me they could be an Amazon woman 6' s don't care but if they're also 49 that's cool
05:07:59Brian Atlastoo uh it's always funny telling who's like 5'2 she's too tall for me okay I'm a natural body supremacist obviously I care about like hygiene and grooming and stuff but
05:08:10Brian Atlasstrong preference for no plastic surgery no fake tits no fake lips no BBL no lipo no no labia plasty that's a big one I don't know if you guys remember my
05:08:21Brian Atlasuh nonprofit organization big labia matter I I'm a spearhead I'm really a spearhead here there's 10,000 labia plasties a year that's 10,000 too many
05:08:33Brian Atlaswe can't allow women to keep getting their lips chopped off it's not cool okay V it's not cool okay like I'm doing that so yeah for example
05:08:45Brian Atlasokay when it comes to the plastic surgery thing I prefer a girl with like AC cups over big giant fake titties don't get me wrong big titties are cool too but not if they're
05:08:57Brian Atlasfake no fake lips I'd prefer smaller small upper lip over like you know the fake anyone here have lip filler no I don't think so I don't
05:09:06Brian Atlasdetecting okay no BBL give me I I'll take a flat bum over a big giant BBL booty don't get me wrong nice butt is good but I'd prefer no butt over the
05:09:18Brian AtlasBBL I'd rather little belly fat than lipo belly I don't know Li that give me a little chubby little chubby belly over lipo belly you know what I mean have you seen that it looks
05:09:28Brian Atlasweird okay it looks looks dehydrated okay and certainly no Leia plasty can't be the I that we had a girl last show she she had a Leia plasty she
05:09:41TTS Readerwas on the oh well I'll get into it Horizon donated $100 Brian have you ever French Kiss to walrus a walrus son huh a what is is
05:09:52Katiethis like a big lips The Walrus I don't get it has big lips like are going down on yes he's asking if you've kissed a vagina with big lips
05:10:03Brian Atlaswell here's where I'm going to lose all the women at the table I don't do that don't do that wow I'm yeah you seem shocked but I don't do
05:10:14Brian Atlasthat now I believe if I want my girl to come before me I want her to come I I like to to please women we could you
05:10:23Brian Atlascould use hands you could use toys you can use the penis if it's possible I'll do anything thing for love
05:10:34Brian Atlasbut I won't do okay no that's a love song never mind uh what why I got neck issues I don't know if you saw me icing I my neck hurts you know don't get me
05:10:45TTS Readerwrong I'm a fan I like big fan of not out by Apollo shoda donated $100 ask people in certain cities like me to sponsor you and I guarantee you
05:10:57TTS Readerwill find the incentives to make it happen as long as Madison accompanies you with the helmet the convos will be great yo Madison so if we you down to
05:11:07Brian Atlascome to Hawaii if we do a Hawaii show it's compensated well yeah of course we take care of we take going to take care of it okay all right um where was I jesus CHR wait oh
05:11:19Brian Atlasthe labia plasty yeah oh we had a girl on last show um she she had a laia plasty and she showed me after the show cuz she does porn she showed me the
05:11:32Brian Atlasphotos afterwards before and after it is one of the most deeply depressing things I've ever seen yeah it
05:11:44Brian Atlaswas it was very it was upsetting did she say if it hurt did it hurt was she under did she get put under oh I'm pretty sure yeah she did so yeah it is a sh it is unfortunate though that
05:11:57Brian Atlaswomen get shamed if they have a large labia you know it's it's uh it's unfortunate bringing back has any any woman here been shamed for their labia
05:12:08Brian Atlasanybody any been anyone been labia shamed what is that please the it's like the you know it's like the of your
05:12:18Brian Atlasvagina lips wizard slave the wizard I just think it's unfortunate you know that that women get beef beef i' I've heard very derogatory terms like beef curtain well you like women right are are you Al
05:12:32Brian Atlaswho's else there's someone else who's by here there's too do you have a preference when it comes to the labia no I don't think so you don't any Audi it's all good it's all good don't
05:12:43Brian Atlasget me wrong innies are nice too but do you have a preference oh yeah the bigger the better don't get me wrong Ines are great don't get me wrong I don't discriminate but I'm a fan I'm a fan of
05:12:55TTS Readerthe udis Great One Motorsports donated $100 God Brian doesn't do that because he's afraid of death by eating a bad clam respect his boundaries yeah please
05:13:05Lilyrespect my boundaries rude can I ask you a question then go ahead so um how do you feel about a woman refusing to to
05:13:14Brian Atlasyou know would you be okay with that yeah that's fine would I prefer if she s the D yeah I would prefer if she s d
05:13:25Brian Atlasokay but now here's the thing though if it's like retributive like oh you don't do that so then even though I normally be sucking dick I'm not gonna do it because you don't do it then it's
05:13:37Katielike a little bit I kind of get but like for me it's not like but truthfully I haven't really encountered that do you have to tell wom that before you get
05:13:48Katiewith them like I'd be so disappointed if I like was with you and then we finally got to that stage where we're in dead and then it's like oh I'm not going to do that how do you tell them that here's the thing right I feel like women just detect it
05:14:00Brian Atlasfrom me they just know they look at me and they're like he's not a Munch he does he doesn't eat they just know they look they look at him he's like
05:14:10Nickthey're like God he's so white there's no way he eats this an notp song Ready to happen is it yeah right like you saw me right you met me we've been
05:14:22Brian Atlastalking at the table you got it you had a a a hint a suspicion you were like I saw you looking at me deep in the ey deep in the eyes and you're like I could
05:14:34Brian Atlastell from how you looked you're like before I even said anything I knew that you knew that I that I don't eat right I mean now that I think about it yeah
05:14:45Brian Atlasyou had this like six sense I feel like women have the six sense right you know like that doesn't eat you know what I mean I didn't even know that was a thing honestly I thought all
05:14:56Katieguys ate like you blow my mind I was just like wait Jake Jake do you do you J it's something that I wouldn't do unless it was a special
05:15:07Brian Atlasperson okay I wasn't expecting that but look I I want to make my girl come don't get me wrong toys hands let's make it I want her to come first preferably multiple times if possible see I feel like that's a really good like
05:15:20Brian Atlasalternative that you do like that's really nice well yeah I mean it's uh yeah I mean look it's a charitable guy I'm a nice guy what can what can I
05:15:30Brian Atlassay I'm a nice guy but you know it's uh well even if even if you look at it for because there's some guys who like just don't give a like they don't really
05:15:38Brian Atlascare but even if your motivation is purely selfish one if you can make the girl come she's just going to be more immersed in the sex to begin with OR
05:15:50Brian Atlasanyways she's going to get turned on more she's going to be more wet so even if you're purely and I'm not NE necessarily saying that for me but even if your intentions are purely selfish
05:16:02Brian Atlasyou're going to have a better time if she comes I think anyways so word okay so uh what else no prefer little minimal or no makeup no sensor
05:16:14Brian Atlasperfumes um let's oh I already mentioned the plastic surgery thing yep talked about
05:16:21Brian Atlasthat um let's see uh plastic surgery uh I do like to build my partner up um so if my my girlfriend came to me and asked
05:16:32Brian Atlasmy opinion if she should get plastic surgery I would do everything in my power to make her feel beautiful as she is until her I like her just as she is and steer her away from making what I
05:16:43Brian Atlasview is the wrong decision um if she's got small boobs I like her small boobs like your butt like your belly like your face I mean obviously look take care of yourself don't like just you know
05:16:54Brian Atlaswhatever but um don't get a lab plasty whatever um I said I said the thing about makeup um she has to have good hand and arm
05:17:04Brian Atlasendurance very important um like so she no no no not like for weird relax guys not for sexual things like I like a girl who can like
05:17:13Brian Atlasscratch and massage my back for like hours on end that's always good um I preferably she's done at least three years of cello or
05:17:23Brian Atlasviolin that's cool um let's see uh I don't know if this counts but women with nice voice voices and there's different kinds of voices that can be nice but I think
05:17:35Brian Atlaswomen with like more soft Pleasant voices uh very good um should I say this one are you reading these uh where's all the women who are
05:17:49Brian Atlaspremature ejaculators that's what I want to know like where's the women who like come
05:17:58Brian Atlasimmediately any ladies here at the no there are some women who are so insanely orgasmic and I've only
05:18:06Brian Atlasencountered this like three times uh who literally within 10 seconds not like from
05:18:17Brian Atlasintercourse come and then they can come 10 seconds later 10 seconds later have you had that Jake have you had the magical unicorns yeah sometimes it takes a while to get the first one but then after that but boom boom boom yeah does
05:18:29Brian Atlasit has it coincided with squirt squirting yeah yeah it's interesting yeah um it's rare though so where's all the ladies who are it's not it wouldn't even be premature it's not premature
05:18:40Brian Atlasit's right on time perfect it's perfectly timed the sooner the better right is there could you like could could a girl come too quick I don't think that's possible sometimes if it's
05:18:53Jaketoo often sometimes then it's a bit annoying because it just constantly stops the flow but sometimes they can keep going though yeah but it's just stop it's a bit annoying yeah um let's
05:19:04Brian Atlassee uh jeez okay personality I'm sorry guys I'm rambling I okay last last feel last Feel personality moderate preference for introverted women I like quiet calm soft
05:19:15Brian Atlasspoken slightly endearingly awkward uh a little bit shy a little bit nerdy um and also I'd say once like a shy or introvert introverted person gets comfortable around you I actually think
05:19:27Brian Atlastheir personalities tend to really Blossom so uh modesty is huge I don't like big OS vanity Divas not not a fan brings me peace doesn't quarrel doesn't party doesn't drink doesn't do
05:19:38Brian Atlasdrugs doesn't go to bars or clubs CU I don't do any of that [Music] um low body counts good um undivided romantic and sexual attention the
05:19:49Brian Atlasearlier the better so like I want a girl who's like dating other dudes and like I'm one of her various options and she's a fens sitter like I want a girl who's just so immediately like immediately she's just
05:20:02Brian Atlasgives me her undivided romantic and sexual attention has a praise Kink um a girl who helps me in my mission a girl who's attentive and that's it I don't think I'm that picky though I think that's pretty all that
05:20:14Brian Atlasstuff's pretty oh yes let's do the I a woman who let's show the bow video boom look at the bow huge okay and then you know there's other stuff I
05:20:26Brian Atlaswonder if there's a way to okay boom shirt okay you know yep look at this this is this is perfect
05:20:35Brian Atlaslook at this the attentive stir my noodles I don't I don't drink soda get the get that out of here okay boom watch boom done I can do that I don't need
05:20:46Brian Atlasthat wait wait for it again though it's good it's good one more time wait Play It Again Nick we need the
05:20:58Brian Atlasbow boom huge huge would you guys be down to bow for a guy would you be down would you be down to Bow can I see your
05:21:08Brian Atlasbow see my bow I would very much like to see your bow oh she's oh wow okay we're getting somewhere with you I will pay I'll pay for the first date if she does
05:21:19Toiaa good B okay okay is there like hand dou the hand do I really want to like copy hand on I think it's a little lower the hands are a little lower okay uh let's see the bow okay that was good that was good it was
05:21:32Nicka solid bout does anyone else want to try maybe a little bit slower next time just I think it could have been a little slower but that's good that's good okay that's that was good thank you Kayla do B should we sure oh Kayla's doing the
05:21:44Brian Atlasbow okay I'm all right be like look excited that we're home let's see it there was a bit too much hit I felt you were a little bit W it
05:21:56Brian Atlaswas it was good though it was good I'm I'm I'm impressed by the bow you guys will make your future boyfriend or current boyfriend when he gets back from can you do me a favor will you just as
05:22:08Brian Atlasan experiment just like do you think he's watching this episode your boyfriend I don't think so I want you he's probably going to be like what is she okay next time you see him in person cuz he's gone right M just like as soon
05:22:21Brian Atlasas he gets through the door just like bust out a bow can you do it I can do it sweet good good um I think that's it for me oh peace is really important uh you don't want to date somebody who's
05:22:31Brian Atlasquarrelsome that's huge um God protect your peace at all costs okay um I think that's pretty much it is there anything else I think we've hit everything right
05:22:41Brian Atlasright Kayla yeah uh before we wrap up does anyone have a final thought does before we wrap up uh anything dating related you'd like to get off your chest before we wrap up otherwise we
05:22:56Brian Atlaswill Drake if I saw you at a club I'd approach you her are open I could get you never mind
05:23:06Vanikalinked with his someone he knew in high school okay want to say something girl can be a provider also
05:23:15Vanikaand also she can be a mother a good mother she can be both together no one said she couldn't she can be both together and the famous thing I'm going to say girls just come out and do it
05:23:28Vanikalike nothing going to happen by sitting in the house you have to stand up for yourself so just instead of yelling like feminist feminism we want this just come out get educated get the job do whatever
05:23:40Jakeyou want to do I mean no one said that they couldn't be a provider my mom was a provider and also like a why you taking it so personally I'm not taking it personally I just said it a thought like a woman
05:23:53Jakecan be a provider it's a conversation in the podcast you're going to say something then I'm going to say something then you're going to say something by the way I I do want to say you know Jake here the reality is this entire show Jake's
05:24:04Brian Atlasbeen playing Devil's Advocate he's actually a bleeding heart liberal and he's just a plant here to trigger all of you he's he's hardcore liberal very liberal guy
05:24:15Brian Atlashe's so please don't be offended by all the toxic masculinity he's displayed and the misogyny that
05:24:24Brian Atlashe's because he's really deep down he's super liberal guy it was a prank it was it was just a prank bro
05:24:35KatieTada was the wedding ring real was that still real thing uh what's that was the wedding ring thing a real thing that was legit her that was not really quasi boyfriend and ask you yeah he said he
05:24:48Jakesaid that where are you still in the chat send the chat did he really I thought he just made it up I was say is that real I don't know that wait you're actually liberal yeah you guys fell for it all I'm like I'm I'm a raging
05:25:00Jakefeminist thank goodness holy no he's not you're you're lot no you're I did I did I did three three years of acting school and now it's paying
05:25:09Lilyoff wait wait wait but so like are do you feel better now knowing that I don't know if I'm getting duped right now I can't I don't know what's real like what's real right now no you like you're
05:25:21Brian Atlasactually a feminist yeah yeah oh my God high five go [Laughter] power we have I beat my wife Wi-Fi whoa
05:25:31Brian Atlasquestion for the ladies do you consider yourself a wife material yes yes her bow was good I think she
05:25:40Brian Atlasmight that checks out what about you yes yes yeah yes yeah I think they're all wife material they're all beautiful and wonderful I I think I'd be wife material
05:25:52Brian Atlasyeah yeah definitely where's my billionaire can you princess no you're not but I can play
05:26:01Brian Atlaspiano at a two we skill level not cello not cello no unfortunately not uh I think I think there's one more thing Jake really wanted to go in on if you
05:26:13Brian Atlasguys are cool going for another five or 10 minutes okay he he wants to revert to his Devil's Advocate position so coup couple
05:26:24Brian Atlasof my bad couple you said you were you know big feminists right um so those of you who do you think those of you who are consider yourself feminists do you guys think that women are
05:26:35Brian Atlasoppressed in modern day here in the US starting with Kayla going around I didn't say I was feminist oh okay so let me get back to you let me think
05:26:46Brian Atlasokay true can you please repeat the question do you think women are oppressed in the United States oppressed I don't know the meaning of
05:26:55Lilythe word actually oppression here I'll Google it sorry about my it's okay I would say in certain parts of the United States we're talking about the us as a country yeah in certain parts of the
05:27:07LilyUnited States yes in certain parts no and I think in a lot of countries yes okay Katie K Dog what about you what does it
05:27:18Brian Atlasmean what what does it mean oh um oppression prolonged cruel or unjust treatment or control the state of being subject to unjust treatment or control
05:27:33Katiea little bit I mean it's from banishing witches to still going on yeah I guess hold on let me ask a different question okay is there a
05:27:43Brian Atlaspatriarchy is there a patriarchy yes yes in the United States yes okay going around everybody look at our government the
05:27:52Brian Atlasgovernment Camala Harris wait okay what Kayla going around the table like this do we live in the patriarchy scoot the mic closer there you go good go ahead go
05:28:05Brian Atlasahead kale the question do we live in the patriarchy and then I have a follow-up question for you what are your thoughts on collateralized debt
05:28:17Kaylaobligations jeez um collateral death what's your thesis on collateralized debt obligations does that mean you're in
05:28:27Kayladebt and it's collateral because is I I've never heard that I don't know does anyone can sentence please can someone tell me what
05:28:40Brian Atlasthat is cuz now I'm curious sorry you just have to be in the no on that sort of I look it up I I wish I was I don't
05:28:51Brian Atlasknow what that is okay so this is okay do you think we I'm I'm derailing uh do you think we live in the patriarchy yes or no yes another
05:29:03Brian Atlasyes I said yes I said yes I think yes I'm kind of confused in the middle honestly okay under patriarchy are women
05:29:15Kaylaoppressed Kayla I haven't felt it personally I completely felt like freedom of speech and it everything I say is pretty much
05:29:25Kaylaheard I haven't like signed up for a very dangerous job where I would obviously if I did I'd get paid what the
05:29:33Kaylamen were I'd feel like no I don't feel oppressed okay not all women but many yes yes our energy is oppressed divine
05:29:45Lilyfeminine energy is oppressed not not all women but some women yes especially in the patriarch in male
05:29:55Arianadominated Industries oh okay I see I think the majority of women are not um wait I'm so sorry i l my CH thought what was the question are are women
05:30:06Brian Atlasoppressed oh yes yeah I don't believe okay so well if women are oppressed how and so some of all of you
05:30:16Kaylahere are women how are you oppressed I think just me by the topic H I just feel oppressed by the topic like not knowing like where I'm supposed to like stand from in the
05:30:30Jakemiddle of it hasn't hit me too personally um okay um that made sense so you you feel like the the topic itself like you you feel like you don't know
05:30:42Nickwhether you want to be on either side the topic makes me feel oppressed you are being oppressed right now by the whatever podcast no no the top like the the societal conversation the yeah like
05:30:52Toiadoesn't feeles me like oh okay I see what about you luckily I personally do not feel oppressed but I also feel like I'm really good at going after what I want
05:31:03Brian Atlasand putting myself out there okay I need the definition again I'm getting between the oppressed and repressed prolonged cruel or unjust
05:31:14Katietreatment or control the state of being subject to unjust treatment or control yeah like away um it's very it's like more subtle but yes I mean I don't
05:31:26Katiethink like right out there taking away our rights I think it's more things that are like birth control and stuff like that that is controlling us in other
05:31:36Katieways that is repressing our powers are you in favor of birth control or against birth control I'm not saying I'm either I'm just saying that it has
05:31:47Katieeffects on the women's body that oppresses our natural okay I see I see what you're saying Integrity what about you um personally I feel very lucky to be in
05:31:58LilyCalifornia if we're talking about like roie Wade like some women don't have the option for abortion also being born in America my mom is an immigrant mother from Iran she grew up here there till
05:32:09Lilyshe was 25 and immigrated here like the level of Oppression over there for women is absolutely insane they couldn't even show their hair down for many years of my mother's life like personally I feel
05:32:20Arianano oppression and I'm so thankful for it but oppression does exist sure I agree 100% with what Lily said yeah I don't personally feel oppressed but I do think in the world
05:32:32Brian Atlasthere's still a lot of yeah and I'm talking more like the United States or Western countries yeah I don't feel it in California since I'm living here equal okay
05:32:44Lilyum I think California does play a big part in me not feeling oppressed like if I grew up in in a state in a different state um that for example Roby Wade was more proactive and like was more
05:32:56Lilyeffective like I would personally feel oppressed by not having the option to get an award do you feel like California is a well-run state absolutely you feel like gav's doing a good job uh I don't really
05:33:07Lilywant to get into politics that's a whole different that's a yeah that's a whole different yeah we would talk about this for hours I have opinions we we can always do round to on that if you guys are down to uh come back sometime um
05:33:20Brian Atlasokay one really thing related to her thing um you mentioned birth control just curious who's who here is on birth control just you only no okay not
05:33:31Brian Atlascurrently ever been on birth control oh okay all right um okay so going back to the patriarchy thing
05:33:40Lilywhat what is the patriarchy I'm confused I don't know what that is what is it I feel like it's just more like a a male dominated industry and it's the
05:33:51Lilysuppression of women and putting male on top that's it's like kind of this emphasis that man is can do a better job than a woman can and is doing a better
05:34:04Lilyjob that's my personal definition of patriarchy and it might not be the actual definition but that's how I view it okay yeah I agree with her I want to add to that I feel like men are more respected immediately than women and we
05:34:17Arianaalmost have to earn that respect when men are almost given it and yeah it's just they're seen as Superior in this world basically so yeah can I ask you
05:34:28Lilyguys a question sure um um and sorry to drag this on but all good do you guys think that the the male race is superior to the women race just a question there's no judgment in it cuz I've had conversations with men about this before
05:34:39Jakeso I just want to know your opinion depends what you're talking about I I don't think so are you talking about Superior in in certain ways or are you talking about like Superior in value I'm talking about overall like if you had to
05:34:51Lilycombine all all the overarching values in general would you say is there a superior race is there an equal or is there one you mean gender generalized Superior men and women or Not Race I
05:35:02Jakemean um gend uh obviously we're different but we're equal in value though Our Lives value the same equal in value but I we both have valuable roles I think we're different yeah but we're
05:35:14Jakevery I don't think there's a Supremacy like I don't think there's a men who's Superior I just think we're different I think it's kind of silly whenever someone says it because we we need each
05:35:24Jakeother just as much like I need a woman just as much as a woman needs a man if if you want to do what you're here to do which is to you know procreate you need each other and there's an auditus to the world that we both have roles in so
05:35:37Brian Atlaswe're Superior at different things though but you guys are also Superior at different things yeah I definitely think there's women that are in various ways women are superior to men in certain things and perhaps men are superior to women in other things in other Realms
05:35:49Brian AtlasI'd like to flip the question back to you though do you think that women are superior to men no ladies it's okay if you do not really but it's okay if you do I
05:36:03Brian Atlasguess it's okay if you say it think I used to but not anymore okay okay what do you love about men can I
05:36:12Vanikaask and just specifically about men do you like men I'm I'm actually interested to know this the answer to it go for it like they don't have to say they don't
05:36:23Vanikado it but they know that they are responsible they have like they have they don't have to like I don't know how to explain explain it they know what to do but for a girl like someone has to
05:36:34Vanikabring up in in their head like they are responsible that comes in so you're saying men are better at making serious decisions yeah I would say for sure they
05:36:43Vanikaare more responsible like I would say that that's in built in them I would say kind of thing that's kind of attractive and
05:36:55Jakethat's make the man for me H but do you think that's a hard one can can what do you love about
05:37:06Shaymen uh I guess I don't know next one what what do you think what do you love about men um I think
05:37:18Lilyfor the good men that they are natural protectors y um I like how passionate they are they have a lot of hobbies you know they like a lot of things sports cars guns so even though I don't identify with those
05:37:31Toiapassions I think a lot of guys have a lot of passion for a lot of things and it's pretty cool to see that to car take and I forgot what the other one
05:37:42Toiawas I think men are really blunt it's a good time um they don't have as much of a facade on a lot of the time so it's just like you can yeah have a good time
05:37:53Kaylawith them light-hearted I like the way that a man can make me feel like one I always feel like safe I have like less worries not really like paying
05:38:05Kaylaattention to like the small stuff that I would if I was by myself and I don't know some guys are just really nice and they don't play dumb and I just feel like they're more like genuine and raw
05:38:16Brian Atlaswith like their actions and yes some some girls too but the guys I've met have been very lucky very cool I have one last question
05:38:27Kaylaand then we will wrap up here unless you guys want to keep going we can but it looks like you can't sit or it's
05:38:36Lilybeen sitting for too long my back's hurting okay um stretch hry so hungry
05:38:45Brian Atlasdo you need men does society need men oh yeah like a remove like reproduction from it does society do you think we need
05:38:56Kaylamen things will get done faster and easier easier like you get a group of men versus a group of women to do