4'11 Girl REFUSES To Date 5'7 Guy?! | Dating Talk #83

Date: 2023-07-12

Duration: 6h 32m

Guests

Brian Atlas

UUnknown (PA model, DT83)>

AArmani (DT83)>

MMadison (DT94)>

MMatt (StaySafeTV)>

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_00TTS Reader(audience)

SPEAKER_02Grace(guest)

SPEAKER_03Matt (StaySafeTV)(guest)

SPEAKER_04Brian Atlas(host)

SPEAKER_05Gia Chacon(guest)

SPEAKER_06Unknown (PA model)(guest)

SPEAKER_07Madison(guest)

SPEAKER_08Riaan(guest)

SPEAKER_09Kace(guest)

SPEAKER_10Armani(guest)

Key Moments

IntroGrace introduces herself: 29yo, social media/stand-up comedy/OnlyFans, LA. "I do be funny on TikTok."

“my name's Grace I'm 29 I do social media and I do comedy as well”

QuoteArmani (4'11") reveals she refused to date the 5'7" guy who introduced her to her 6'3" situationship partner. Brian shows meme on screen: "sorry I don't take guys below 6 feet" — it is Armani.

“obviously like I'm gonna upgrade friends no offense because that dude was like five seven”

RelationshipRiaan (5'2"): minimum height 5'5" because she wears platforms.

“I'd like to date someone who's at least five five I guess because I wear a lot of platforms”

RelationshipKace (4'11"): boyfriend is 5'7"; has dated men as short as 5'2". Mom taller than dad (5'3" vs 5'1").

“my boyfriend is five seven so he's a short King oh you're four eleven too but yeah”

Key MomentRiaan reveals she got legally married at 20 while on shrooms as a joke with a 1-month boyfriend. Separated Dec 30; filing for annulment. "We did it because we thought it would be funny."

“I am 21 years old I'm originally from the... I'm actually married too I forgot”

RelationshipMadison: ex was 5'6" with no issue; current boyfriend Frankie is ~5'11"; has a promise ring.

“my boyfriend's like 5 11. he sometimes he says six foot but the shortest they all do”

ControversyArmani insists height was only "a plus" and states minimum she would date is 5'7" despite being 4'11".

“the highest was a plus what would you do if what if I'm if I'm trying to date a guy”

QuoteArmani: even a 5'1" muscular wealthy man would be worse because "he's gonna look like a little Roblox dude."

“what if the guy is five foot one but he makes 300 Grand a year Andy's Jack he's muscular no that's even worse”

QuoteMatt to short guys in the audience: "any woman that's into you really loves you. It's a built-in default vetting process."

“short guys in the audience you are so lucky if you're five six you're five seven”

ControversyBrian reveals the meme "sorry I don't take guys below 6 feet" is actually Armani, pointing out irony of a 4'11" girl refusing a 5'7" man. Panel reacts.

“perfect that's actually you yeah um rip yeah he was five seven and you're four eleven right”

RelationshipPA model: minimum height 5'5" due to wearing platforms; does not care much about height otherwise.

“I'm gonna agree with her I'm 5'2 as well I think five five is like the shortest that I would consider dating”

Key MomentPA model reveals she ended her situationship that morning: ~3 months exclusive, no apps, no title. He wanted more time; she wanted commitment.

“I just said like you know I don't see it going anywhere if it's not gone anywhere this far”

ControversyBrian reads Riaan's pre-show: "most people should be non-monogamous." Riaan clarifies she meant exploring non-monogamy, reduce stigma. Gia pushes back strongly with statistics.

“most people should start considering non-monogamy because I didn't mean to cut you off”

Key MomentGia defends monogamy: cites American Family Study; argues for sacrificial relationships; states Christian belief in one man/one woman.

“Partners feel happier and more fulfilled when they're in monogamous relationships”

Key MomentGia describes humanitarian work: Jordan, Iraq (2022), Armenia (2020 Azerbaijan-Armenia war) providing crisis relief to persecuted Christians.

“I was in Iraq in um 2022 I brought humanitarian Aid to internally displaced Christians”

Key MomentMatt cites DNA research: 40% of men historically reproduced vs 80% of women; argues top-tier men access most women.

“if you look at two uh like my wife and I are both white we both got married for the first time”

QuoteMadison shares her mother passed away when she was 11, leaving just her father. Felt safer and more financially secure with two parents.

“unfortunately my mom passed away when I was 11 and specifically I didn't know that”

OtherBrian post-show: panel "a little frustrating" with some bad-faith arguments. Accepts partial responsibility for not having stronger prepared arguments.

“tonight's panel was a little frustrating I mean um I I think she was a little bit bad faith”

OtherBrian and Matt (both left-handed) jokingly demand reparations from right-handed guests for historical discrimination against left-handed people.

“I want all of you to go get your purses and you need to pay us me and Matt here”

Topics Discussed

Guest introductions & relationship status round

Guests introduce themselves: name, age, occupation, location. Then go around table on current relationship status. Notable: Riaan broke up with bf 1 day prior; PA model ended situationship that morning; Armani has never officially dated but had 2-year FWB situation; Gia is 7 months into a relationship; Madison has a promise ring from Frankie; Matt is married.

Height preferences in dating

Discussion of height requirements for men on dating apps. Armani (4'11") refuses men under 5'7", despite being 4'11"; episode meme shown on screen at ~32:07. Each guest shares height and minimum preference. Extended discussion on whether men lie about height on dating apps, short kings, and the 6'3" vs 5'7" comparison Armani made.

Traditional relationships, marriage and vetting partners

Brian and Matt discuss vetting partners carefully before marriage. Debate on whether marriage is worth it, the analogy of entering a business partnership. Gia argues relationships are sacrificial not transactional. Discussion of who should pay on first dates.

Social media and modern dating problems

Discussion of how social media and dating apps have changed dating dynamics. Women accused of chasing top 5-10% of men on apps. Brian introduces statistics on singleness.

Marriage statistics and divorce rates

Matt presents divorce rate statistics: national average ~45%, but first-time married couples ~35%, and for white first-time married couples only ~13%. Argues 50% divorce stat is inflated by serial divorcees. Debates "anti-marriage propaganda."

Monogamy vs. non-monogamy

Riaan advocates for people to consider non-monogamy and reduce stigma. Gia defends monogamy as statistically better and morally grounded in Christian values. Grace discusses having opened a previous LDR and it going badly. Matt and Brian cite statistics showing monogamous relationships lead to better outcomes for children, lower abuse rates, etc.

Single-parent households and family structure

Discussion of crime statistics and single-parent households. Matt says 1/4 of US children lack a father figure; correlates with crime across all categories. Guests share personal experiences: several grew up in divorced/separated households. Madison lost her mother at 11. Matt and his brother grew up without a dad after parents divorced when he was in 2nd grade.

Promiscuity statistics and hypergamy

Brian presents data: 63% of men ages 18-29 report being single vs 34% of women same age. Debate on whether women or men are more promiscuous on average. Discussion of Tinder/OK Cupid data showing top 10% of men get most female attention. Matt and Brian argue evolutionary basis for female selectivity (pregnancy risk). TTS donation about 40% of men historically reproducing vs 80% of women.

Abortion and reproductive rights

Discussion of abortion; Gia is pro-life (Christian). Debate about at what point life begins, rape exceptions, contraception. Gia discusses her work with persecuted Christians as background context for her values.

Red flags in dating

Panel goes around sharing red flags they have encountered or watch out for in dating. Topics include lateness, social media behavior, bald guys posting photos, etc.

Wage gap and gender equality

Brian presents wage gap statistics; argues it is an earnings gap not a wage gap, caused by choices in career field, hours worked, and risk tolerance, not sexism. Notes 93% of workplace fatalities are men. Riaan declines to debate without more research.

Feminism debate

Show of hands on who identifies as feminist. Riaan says yes; Gia gives nuanced defense of equal rights/dignity but critiques modern feminism. Grace and others unsure of definition. Brian argues feminism is women's advocacy, not equality; cites feminist opposition to shared custody bills and draft registration for women as examples.

Left-handedness reparations (comedic)

Brian and Matt (both left-handed) jokingly demand reparations from right-handed guests, citing historical discrimination against left-handed children. Comedic segment before outro.

Transcript

Page 5 of 7

Matt (StaySafeTV)yes but like this is per this is achievable for who I've never looked that skinny in my life so it's actually really difficult if the argument is that it's easier for a woman to look like that than it is for a man like Chris

Brian AtlasHemsworth when he's playing Thor that's absolutely true that's absolutely do you disagree with that I would like to see the statistics on it what static okay here let's just let's just use a man to look like Chris Hemsworth while playing

Brian AtlasThor he's got to inject trembolone hold on like let's just use our eyeballs okay [ __ ] the statistics that's a photo of Gal Gadot is it easier for and Nick I need you to uh pull up a photo of uh

Brian AtlasChris Hemsworth it's randomly is it easier to look like that as a woman then show us one of the pictures from the the one he one from the beach

Armaniwhat's more achievable that is achievable bro these chicks you think that's more interesting people at my gym perfectly achieving that is

Graceyour guys are hoping you guys are hopeless you guys are [ __ ] hopeless I think it's so weird how you like propose all these like topics as like it's harder for men or like harder for women

Gracelike I feel like it's good to talk about but like why does it have to be like harder for men or harder for women yeah I'm just curious your point is that okay but your point in talking correct me if

Gia ChaconI'm wrong your point in bringing this up was that it's harder for men to achieve what's generally deemed as attractive for men in the eyes of women than it is for

Gracewomen to achieve what does this like what does that what your point is either yes it's harder or no it's not harder like do like I think we're like talking about

Gracehow it's hard for everybody is like like beauty standards and what everyone goes through is important to share why does someone have to like win so your question is why we're having the

Graceconversation I mean look she's no I'm asking like why it's

Matt (StaySafeTV)I don't think you need to look like Chris Hemsworth to be an attractive man I don't think you need to be that far and I don't think you need to be as thin as Gal Gadot to be attractive woman I don't I don't think that's a that's the absolute requisite it's like I I think

Gracethat I think that they're both unrealistic extreme yeah they're supposed to we can still have the constructive conversation and

Brian Atlastalk about it without saying like women it's harder for men I mean there's this Trope you mentioned the

Brian Atlasreason I'm having this conversation is you brought up that there's this Trope about oh my God female beauty standards they're so unattainable it's so unfair women have it so bad and I'm sitting

Brian Atlashere and saying actually if you look at the truth you look at male depictions in media compared them to female depictions in media we often talk about depictions in media it's so on oh the these beauty

Brian Atlasstandards are so unfair look at the women in the magazines look at the [ __ ] men in the magazines and I'm here to say that it's harder to achieve the male depictions of beauty than it is for women to achieve the female

Brian Atlasdepictions of beauty it's hard for both however you cannot you're not gonna get through to me that it's harder if you pull up the Gal Gadot photo that that

Gia Chaconphysique is harder to achieve than Chris Hemsworth but it's not just about their bodies it's also about their faces

Gracewe were having a conversation specifically about body we can have a conversation about face however it started on face and you changed it to body like I feel like when we're talking none of us have ever been like it's harder for women like it's just so black

Graceand white okay so you're telling such absolutely struggle instead of it's not an equal struggle I've literally just laid out my argument as a man as a woman I think this neither

Brian Atlasof us can like truly stop and go can you stop interrupting can you stop interrupting please let me finish okay repeat what I'll I'll answer your what your statement was you said it was equal correct Okay so

Brian Atlasa woman to have an attractive body or even the ideal body Need Not Really Ever Step foot in a gym

Brian Atlasa man to have an ideal body or an attractive body need step foot in the gym need years of strength training you don't need years

Brian Atlasokay sometimes being big is some people are genetically short of it without like bodybuilder status but like a woman to have a physically attractive body need

Brian Atlasnot necessarily ever step foot into a gym however I don't think this I don't think this same thing can be said about men however let me let me remove the gym

Armania woman need not strength train to have an attractive body a man needs to strength train that's true not if you want like bigger bigger butt you have to worry that's not what I'm saying

Matt (StaySafeTV)muscular okay you could be an athlete but like okay this this is just not still it's still regardless strength training aside if you want to be an attractive man

Matt (StaySafeTV)you're physically exerting yourself five or six days a week and monitoring your diet if you want to be an attractive woman you're eating at caloric maintenance and you're not just not you're just like don't be obese it's just a different

Gia Chacon[Music] difference but women are under a stronger microscope we don't have to go on about this but I do want to assert that that

Brian Atlasthat it is women are under a harsher more unrealistic Beauty standard than men erroneous it's just it's just Point Blank wrong

Brian Atlasyou're going off of arguing you're asking why I'm arguing about that it's because no I didn't say why you're arguing I didn't ask that okay well I think she was but that's why that's why what I'm arguing against

Brian Atlasand also I'm prepared I would say that and this is EV you mentioned statistics we can actually pull up some some uh data pulled from the dating apps women

Brian Atlasare much harsher judges of physical appearance than men are not in body though and face in everything okay I want to see the statistics on it for example okay here we go here we go

Brian Atlasso okay let's talk let's talk about things that are within control so there are women have more factors that are outside of when it comes to caring about physical appearance women

Brian Atlashave more things that they care about that are just out of men's control when it comes to their physical attractiveness such as sure okay let's talk about

Brian Atlasmen who are bald men who are balding women men can't really control that women generally speaking prefer men who have a full head of hair that's one so you're telling me you

Gia Chaconwould be okay with the woman who was bald they can get hair trans women I mean give me a break that's I think this is going around the Merry-Go-Round but I do think that we can agree that there are unrealistic standards for both men

Gia Chaconand women and that it's fed by social media and yes dating apps and the mainstream media and it makes it harder for people to feel fulfilled in themselves and also to find Partners um and to feel fulfilled in their

Brian Atlasrelationships right but I'm arguing with you because you said that women have it have it harder and here I'll lay out a couple things so things that are outside of men's control that women care quite a bit about when it comes to physical

Brian Atlasappearance height hair penis size sexual stamina sexual function now let's let's ignore the last two height Balding penis size women care about these things

Gracemen have absolutely zero control over those things okay what's the list for women I wish I had a computer too can you pull up the list for women that men look at that that are out of yeah

Brian Atlastell me what are the things that are out of women's control without plastic surgery think of is breast size guys can get

Armanimuscles your lips that applies to both let's talk gendered things here but are we looking at a man going oh his lips are small I don't like him it's oh

Matt (StaySafeTV)his nose yeah it's also more promoted for women to get plastic surgery than for men definitely let's have a conversation about physiognomy let's have like a 90-minute talk about physiogamy and the face of a man the shape of it

Gracelet's have a deep breath physiognomy physiognomy is that like the uh the face like the way

Matt (StaySafeTV)yeah it's so it's a it's a pseudoscience alleging that you can look at someone's the shape of their face and determine sort of the Merit of their character or you can predict their behavioral patterns are more likely to trust people who they consider attractive yeah or

Graceyou're or yeah or like your face a certain way so maybe you're more aggressive or something like that yeah okay that's interesting you're trustworthy yeah I've like looked into things like that so that's good to a name for it okay look what I was trying

Brian Atlasto get at is there are more things out of our control as men that are pretty big deal breakers for women than the reverse like I said height hair so if you're balding and penis size the only

Brian Atlasthing I can really think about that is specifically gendered towards women that they really can't control I would say is breast size so you think that if a woman

Gia Chaconwas bald that she would have an equal chance of women with hair

Brian AtlasI mean like but you're saying oh my God are you guys really arguing like you can't get exhausted over saying that you said so now I'm just using from your logic I'm looking at

Gia Chaconthis from your logic you said that only apply to men right only apply to men so you're now bringing in that women can't bald into your assumption which is just not sure in general

Gia Chaconall the time men or women women get extensions all the time to make their hair Fuller and more attractive so what do you so and men can get hair transplants you're lost are we not

Brian Atlasoperating in reality here because the logic is flawed my logic is not flawed yeah it is okay hold on let me ask you a question is it wrong to say that

Brian Atlashumans are born with 10 fingers while some are born with 11. no but but is that a wrong generally like is that a wrong statement to make that humans have ten fingers technically they should have

Brian Atlasten fingers okay is it the case that some people have genetic abnormalities and some people are born with 11 fingers it's not wrong to say it's not wrong to say that humans are born with ten

TTS Readerfingers because of men's biology they're more likely to Bald than women balding in women is substantially less common that thank you you can't use the

Gia Chaconminority to prove a point but do some women Bond do some women bald yes but it's like so if you can't use the minority to prove a point then we do have to actually look at the other facial features of women like their lips

Brian Atlasand their nose because what are the statistics if you can't use the mind because you're saying that we can't live but both men and women have those features we're speaking about

Brian Atlasgendered strictly gendered things and I'm saying that women don't like men who are balding and men don't like women who who are also balding but that ignores the fact that other facial features like

Graceif they have too big of a nose or too small of lips women have those exact same assessments of men's faces it just gets so hostile and so repetitive

Gia Chaconsuch a bad faith argument to say women bald to at the same rate as men I'm not arguing that it's at the same you literally brought up women balding I'm saying that it happens sometimes also like it's it's

Gia Chaconlike you're trying to say that men have are held to a higher standard than women in their physical appearance and that's just not true if I don't know what the percentage breakdown of of if like at

Gracewhat age Men start losing their hair so hard just just like agree on that it's like difficult for everybody I think we didn't talk about other things but it's definitely not hard

Gia Chaconenough bro it's just so bad when you I think for example I think it's about to not bring in statistics that prove that men

Gia Chaconare under a more magnified scope than women when it comes to their facial features and physical appearance that's just not true okay we can actually pull up some infographics so we have some

Brian Atlasinfographics here Nick if you're able to go find them um we can pull up the uh Bumble height one we can pull up let's see

Graceum hold on they're in the Dropbox podcast infographics folder people seeing each other on a dating most people meet on dating apps nowadays

Gracewe can we can I'm just asking because you said the statistics are from bumble one of these infographics is from Bumble okay so is it in person like sister or

Brian Atlasis it when someone looks at someone on the screen you can try to throw away all the data we have from dating apps yo can you stop interrupting

Brian Atlasyou can try to throw it away however the reality is most people do actually meet online on dating apps

GraceI learned from people meeting in person or is it gathered from someone like not meeting someone and just looking at them on a screen the the data I'm about to present comes

Matt (StaySafeTV)from dating apps okay okay you know maybe the screen is even more important because people uploading photos to a dating app they're uploading presumably their best photos right so this is them in their best angle versus real life you

Brian Atlasknow it's not not quite so favorable all right so here's uh Nick here's the ones I need you to pull up there's the Bumble height one are you in okay and then if you scroll down a bit there's

Brian AtlasOKC new chart there's OKC OKC one OKC two OKC message MSG uh drag those all over let me know when you have it

Matt (StaySafeTV)I'm getting Delirious bro we should just go we gotta get out of here and just go kill luciferon dude let's go get a binding of the other thing is that women aren't just held to

Gia Chaconthis standard by men it's by other women because we're comparing ourselves to other women and what we see online so it's not just from men do you have it Nick

Brian Atlasokay uh we'll start with the Bumble High one and then we'll just move through them as quick as we can okay yeah so you should have pulled up OKC

Brian Atlasnew chart OKC OKC one OKC two OKC MSG and Bumble High prep yep perfect okay sweet uh you need a control mouse wheel

Brian Atlasup a little bit so we can see this okay so this is specifically with height so Bumble filters set in advanced filters by female users by height um scroll a

Brian Atlaslittle a little high uh more make it bigger make it a little bigger so these are filters that are set in advance by female users so they're

Brian Atlassaying I only want to match with men This Tall or higher so it starts getting you know 5 10 5 11 6 feet more more more so this demonstrates that you know women do care quite a bit about height the the

Brian Atlasit's somehow peaked at six six three six four six five that's not the super important one let's look at the next one well keep in mind earlier we learned that if you're over six foot three you're in the top one

Brian Atlaspercent of men's height right scroll up on that one percept perception of male attractiveness versus female

Brian Atlasattractiveness men as rated by women versus women as rated by men so men rate women on a pretty even distribution bell

Brian Atlascurve whereas women are much harsher judges of physical appearance uh this is from OkCupid next one please and I think these other ones make sure

Brian Atlasyou Mouse wheel up okay this is how uh one down please scroll one down how men rate women uh so this is kind of echoing the last stat

Brian Atlasthat we looked at so and this is put this was uh published direct from OkCupid so men rate women you know there's a pretty even distribution there

Brian Atlaswhereas women are very very harsh judges uh of men they put what is that uh zero percent of men are considered most attractive yes and so

Brian Atlasthis is uh pulled this was released from OkCupid next one oh and this just shows both of them yeah that's fine you can do next one

Brian Atlasnext uh yeah you can scroll up and I think there's one more actually I don't know if that one's super important um the reality is is that

Brian Atlaswomen are swiping no on the vast majority of men on dating apps especially if you look at Tinder where it's like based off of pure purely physical appearance

Brian Atlasso I mean that would suggest to me that women are judging men much more harshly than men are judging women when it comes to physical appearance

Gia Chaconokay maybe that's true and dating but I don't think that it is the overarching truth for media in general and the unrealistic standard

Gia Chaconthat women are held to by again not just by men but by each other and by the mainstream media and social media hence why women use more filters than men why women get

Matt (StaySafeTV)plastic surgery why the magazines are retouching our photos to look like completely different people so let me let me ask a question um considering how harshly women judge men is it possible that women are

Matt (StaySafeTV)engaging in those behaviors because they're also harshly judging themselves and each other I think definitely

Brian Atlasyour outlook unless you're like actively working on that really checking yourself for that I mean okay we're going to move on from this topic because we've kind of been

Brian Atlasbeing beating a dead dead horse here uh I mean again I would just argue if you look if you compare for example the leading men versus the leading women in in movies Etc

Brian Atlasthe leading women are are not on Peds they're not taking steroids they're not taking growth hormone they're not taking drugs to enhance like they're just paying paying thousands of dollars of plastic surgery mostly I'm pretty sure actually I'd say most of the leading

Gracewomen do not have fake tits they don't have LiPo they don't have bbls that's not I mean the BBL thing maybe but seizures that they perhaps but

Brian Atlasat the end of the day if we're speaking about physics we need to move on from this topic yeah I'm just saying women are not taking PDS to when it comes to like their bodies

Brian Atlaslike it's so it's much more achievable for women to get the leading woman body than it is for the man to get the leading man body and in in any case and then

Brian Atlasyes I agree with you um okay we're going to do some super chats here we have Marcus and cell this oh my God uh yes no over Reliance on studies are

Brian Atlasunavoidably error-prone many discoveries overturned settled in controvertible truth success of naturally evolved instinct greater than studies reject what has

Brian Atlasenabled our survival because we wish it were different question mark very good point uh have you heard about the replicability crisis

Brian Atlasall right we have Salk 79 here religion girl do you think sex without the purpose of reproduction is allowed in marriage and if so why

Gia Chaconum obviously but oh without the purpose of reproduction well I think that when you're a married couple um

Gia Chaconyou should be open to the possibility of life I don't think that that always is the case that 10 out of 10 times we're gonna conceive so obviously it's to love

Gia Chaconwanting one another and to get pleasure from it I mean it's not just about having kids but you should be obviously open to the possibility of Life which means no birth control or contraceptives

Brian Atlaswe have Adam Barnett here hey thank you man awesome to see you or having people from here in PA and other east coast states on the podcast could panel tonight blue hair is still a little Stone but everyone is respectful in

Brian Atlastheir disagreements panels thoughts on long distance dating good or bad um yeah we can go around really quick uh long distance good or bad

GraceI feel like it can be good if you take the good things in it I mean it just depends on the person for me my experience it's been good and you get the chance to see another

Graceplace I feel like it long distance relationships it was nice for me to like go travel and see where they were living I agree you could go either way

Unknown (PA model)depending on the person good or bad depending on what you're willing to put in for the relationship I also agree that it depends on the

Armanicouple and what they're looking for it depends on the couple but honestly I my like physical Love Languages being around you spending time with you it's kind of hard to do that when all you get to see you is from a phone screen most

Armaniof the time I feel like they can only last so long yeah you can only do so much with it and that you get it just kind of gets super hard especially if you don't have the money to travel especially if they live super far maybe

Gia Chaconeven a different country you know it just it gets kind of tiring I feel like yeah they're not sustainable long term really have an opinion on it to be honest I think it some couples can make

Gia Chaconit work some others can't I don't think I have an opinion of whether it's good or bad massive bad

Madisonbut period well I just think like when you're so when you're so far apart from like your significant other all you're thinking about is wanting to be with them but I see how it could work

Madisonfor people who are very strong-minded and very much in love because you can see all like the good within it but I just see all the bad I would never agree that long distance marriage is good I think if you're like

Gia Chaconin the precursor and you're still dating then maybe I I don't have an opinion necessarily on that way but I don't think you should be in a long distance marriage I don't I don't think that works or is good we have the real Mr meatball here

Brian Atlaswould you all date a bald guy so we're gonna go around the table on that by the way

Brian Atlasman super cool but I know you said you got it I'll leave it like in like five minutes okay um would you all date a bald guy

Brian Atlaswho's on your head and like I think that would look nice also why do you look at me why are you looking at me dude uh you just I thought you were gesturing you were just no I'm

Brian Atlasjust I'm just sitting here and I'm not gonna get head tattoos either that's ridiculous that's stupid what about you what about you yeah you did a bald guy um yeah [ __ ] I should have asked this [ __ ] I should have asked

Unknown (PA model)the [ __ ] before we were arguing about about this because I feel like it's gonna shift your your uh answers but go ahead not if he was already bald um but if it was like my boyfriend or

Unknown (PA model)husband and he went bald like that's okay obviously I'm not gonna leave him because of that um I like the head tattoo idea though yeah yeah my boyfriend run bold I'm

Armanistill sticking by him okay y'all have seen Mr Clean that man is fine dude right Vin Diesel right the Diesel

Brian Atlasthe rock come on wait I want you guys to look at the screen um I want you guys to give a kiss too I would date no but I'll smoke a cigarch

Brian Atlasno here hold on I got this give him a little pad or something if you want uh what about you what'd you do the bald guy

Gia Chaconum yeah I think I would Madison I just said only Andrew Tate I think that's how you guys pull it off I would do I don't think he went bald still I don't think that all guys can pull it off but I think some do some for

Brian Atlassome it works for them all right we have Cloud four show here hey thank you man appreciate it if a man wants to enjoy the company of a woman for a few hours he can go to a brothel and pay if a man wants to enjoy the company of a woman for his whole life he can go to a church

Brian Atlasand pay marriage the church sells what the brothel rents okay I've never heard that one but that's uh that's an interesting take thank you Cloud four show for the uh

Brian Atlasvery generous uh donation there uh the real Mr meatball says body fat is Food Muscle is working out it doesn't take anything more than discipline to have a

Brian Atlasgood physique scarjo was not in that crazy of shape

KaceI saw

KaceI saw it for years but I think some of us are Physically Active it's just like not going to the gym or you know lifting super heavy weight so it might look like I feel like Fitness looks so different

Brian Atlasin terms of what Fitness you're doing and your body type and genetics and stuff so yeah word word okay uh we have bugamis Brian looking at the ideals is

Brian Atlasunproductive in this conversation here the average woman who eats an average amount of food with no exercise looks completely fine the average man who eats an average amount of food with no exercise becomes skinny fat

Brian Atlasyeah I mean I think I mentioned that like a woman who has never stepped foot in the gym like average female body like a lot of guys are gonna be like she's got she's got a nice body

Brian Atlasum whereas like a dude who doesn't train at all for example I think the skinny body type is more men are gonna find the skinny body type attractive than women are going to find the skinny body type

Brian Atlasattractive in men in any case we went around we'd beat that horse to death so uh but Bunga Miss thank you very much for the uh TTS there and uh we have

Brian AtlasJoshua Mills I think you would you ladies day to third grade teacher do you consider that respectful job uh just really quick yes or maybe show of hands if you're good with the kids third grade would you date a third grade teacher

Brian Atlasyeah yeah okay we have uh Jay doc here thank you man I've been to war jumped out the planes took care of my GMA grandma in her last year through hiked the at Appalachian

Brian AtlasTrail I believe ball did not good looking I have had one girlfriend not a single one of you would give me the time of day oh [ __ ] okay personality argument is for good looking people

Kacewell just listen uh J doc you need to stop being ugly just you just seem to look better really and also that hard all of those things don't stay down that I'd want to date you yeah it's like how old are you

Gracelike by already saying that none of us would give you the time of day yeah you're supposed to sell yourself and that's be confident hype yourself up dude yeah yeah so put that in there yeah

Gracewe love don't sabotage yourself you know step one I'm outro I love you guys have a good night see you Madison [Music]

Brian Atlasyeah take care step one be attractive step two don't be unattractive I think is what everybody was getting it I will say I think I think most people like just by nature of not being fat or obese you're already

TTS Readerlike a five out of 10. and then if you build muscle it goes up from there we have Kate Robinson yo man have tested holy [ __ ] bro donated one thousand

TTS Readerdollars gotta say this has been a great pod even though I did suffer that stroke from blue hair girl everyone has had interesting opinions much love from Sacramento keep up the good work Brian

Brian Atlasoh [ __ ] didn't mean to send the asteroid there bro dude wait you're from Sacramento bro what part of Sacramento oh are you asking because he's got that

ArmaniSacramento are you a little are you a little maybe he maybe he's a homie I don't know

Brian Atlasokay her DMS are open I guess okay she saw you drop down here now it's 100K on the park excuse me uh a thousand road

Brian Atlasthat is the biggest that is the biggest TTS I think we've ever [ __ ] had man thank you so much that's insane dude

Brian AtlasBrandon you're a [ __ ] Giga Chad [ __ ] Legend uh hold on I got something for you um I'm a [ __ ] Legend that's you dude um thank you man uh by the way that does

Brian AtlasI don't know if you wanted to you you technically you hit the uh you could technically mute the microphone for 10 minutes

Brian Atlasif you wanted to and we could also that technically Instagram review too if you want let me know okay uh thank you so much man that's that's overwhelming thank you for

Brian Atlaspatronage um I think I had this one pulled up men have testosterone that makes men have a way easier time losing weight so I think men have an easier time losing

Brian Atlasand keeping off fat Brian is still right okay thank you Kate for the cosign uh Sandeep pant oh wait okay that's just uh Nick pull those up as if you if you

Brian Atlashaven't uh you already pulled these up okay cool cool we're good we're good all right sweet um let's see what we're definitely going to skip over the Jonah Hill stuff just because I mean we

Brian Atlasdon't We're not gonna have time for that what we are going to do though oh [ __ ] we should have done this is Maddie still here or did she she did is she in the bathroom Maddie

Brian AtlasI think she she dipped okay uh we are going to react to uh there's a couple gentlemen who I'm acquainted with

Brian Atlaswho uh I'm trying to you know be a wingman's set these guys up with perhaps one of the lovely ladies here on the panel so we're going to go through a couple guys

Brian Atlasand you're going to tell me would you date him or would you not smash or pass whatever you want to you know however you want to however you want to view it so pay close attention we're going to pull up their Instagrams uh just one thing Nick just make sure that you've

Brian Atlasscrolled down a little bit so we just don't see like the uh the username and you know what to do so if you can Nick uh pull up the first one just whichever

Brian Atlasone's the first one there should be a string of like Instagrams

Brian Atlasokay so so uh here we have Zach um he's got great flow um let's scroll down and he has an ax or something I

Brian Atlasdon't know where he got that from uh so this is Zach he's uh he's a uh I've a very good guy I've I've known him he gets a lot of likes on his pictures

Brian Atlasoh yeah maybe don't do that okay um uh you know scroll down keep scrolling you know and um that's him I guess with a bald

Brian Atlashead and um let's keep scrolling that's him he really likes axes and he's a wonderful man very kind very very cool guy um

Brian Atlashe looks fun so let's just do show of hands how about no no we'll go around the table Yeah smash or pass would you date

Gracehim however you want to take it um even though I love his axes I would say pass okay what about you pass

Armanium pass can I elaborate on one huh can I elaborate online sure okay the bald head photo was bomb it's not gonna lie oh [ __ ] the ball head photo went off I

Brian Atlaswould have to pass you Jesus looks too old for me like obviously there's a different age range you're uh 18 correct yes what's like the oldest you did probably Matt

Armanifive pushing it but that's just a different situation than what I'm in right now okay

Brian Atlasum I'm sorry Zach uh okay so the bald head good but maybe he's a bit too old how old do you know how old uh I think he's 31 or 32. yeah well that's about 13

Armaniyear difference he was in Middle School when I was born

Brian Atlaswhat about what about you you know assuming you were single let's let's just for all of these let's assume you were single whatever what about you I was gonna say I only have eyes for my partner I said you were single

Brian Atlasum I prefer not to answer okay do I have to play this game yeah well you cannot tell if you want okay I'm gonna opt out all right fair enough um if you can pull it back up would you date him

Brian Atlasyeah yeah why not there you go why not uh scroll scroll to the top please okay

Brian Atlaswait what uh so this is Zach otherwise known as asmine gold he's a giga Chad World of Warcraft player he's a super

Brian Atlassuccessful very popular twitch streamer one of the most popular streamers on the platform uh probably makes millions millions of dollars a month very wealthy

Brian Atlassuccessful um owner of otk network starforge PCS and uh one of the most popular twitch streamers

Brian Atlasso like internet famous clouded up one of the goats one of the Legends one of the Legends and he's just like a [ __ ] pumper like he's when it comes to like

TTS Reader[Music]

Brian Atlassoon for school much love hit me up you can rate me but my insta was banned so I don't really have any picks bro who is is this the same wait hold on let me messy is this the same Brandon

Brian Atlasthat I'm messaging with on Instagram hold on because I don't know if I've got like different is this hold on let me that that you bruh okay

Armanium dude thank you so much man uh so is he does he live next to me or is it oh that's like probably 25 minutes from where my hometown is because I'm

Armanilike the other side okay but like it's coming down you mean well I mean you saw cash no the cash is the only thing but like how old are you is my

Brian Atlasreal question she wants to she wants to know she's newly single as of what one day ago life I mean well you said

Matt (StaySafeTV)yeah but you just moved here two days ago she's single ready to mingle can I comment you said you said the cash is not the only thing it is it is literally the only thing you don't know anything about him other than he lives

Brian Atlaswell like you don't know that all you know is that he's just spent fifteen hundred dollars well he could be a homie he's watching this he hasn't he he's messaging me really a normal he's messaging me on Instagram he says he's

Brian AtlasI'm a B25 in October so he's 24. okay see that's age range well you said 23 earlier okay but I said 25 pushing it you'll make an exception think about it

ArmaniI mean gold is 31 and he's a millionaire many many times over but money doesn't mean everything that looks like my cousin so that's a pro

Brian AtlasAlabama no fence to any people that love their cousins but I'm not one what's really wrong with incest let's have that we need to get the destiny back on here for the inside let's come out with like four

Brian Atlasarms but I have a question for you I have a question for you and I oh my God I'm gonna get this is just like me Playing devil's advocate let's assume that neither person the relationship wanted to have kids

Brian Atlasyes I'm actually gonna [ __ ] take the inside the pro incest position let's say both people are steriled they cannot

Brian Atlasimpossible to have kids maybe one of them had some genetic thing maybe they got sterilized impossible for them to have kids

SPEAKER_01is it really that bad you know what you know like brother and sister oh no that's still gross I think it should is it really yeah it's gross it's gross Brian and people are like um do you have

Brian Atlasa source for why that's gross yeah it's [ __ ] gross it's disgusting no but think about it um do you have a citation for why that's gross no it's gross no it's gross because there's hold on okay

Brian Atlasit's great would you date your siblings it's gross because of the kids thing like if you have kids the birth defects okay you can't have kids huh would you date your mom no no no hold on oh is

Gracethat gross and Mary that everyone looks after their like parents what I'm saying is like sibling incest yeah

Matt (StaySafeTV)anyway sorry I'm tapping I'm sorry okay anyway it's gross what do I need to tell you I'm not by the way I do not have a source for it I don't have a citation for why it's gross it just is it's programmed it's ingrained in my brain

Brian Atlasit's gross what's so wrong about a little assuming there's no kid like you can't have kids do you have a sister bro oh I'm just bro I'm playing Devil's Advocate I'm not actually like on the [ __ ] Pro yeah well if they're gonna

Brian Atlasdouble zap to get that I'm gonna add home do I need to let your sister know something weird is going on here that's that no let's give her a head let's not okay all right let's move on we were talking about Zach so okay uh

Brian Atlasbut Brandon hey uh Brandon I'm looking at Brandon do you want me to you want me to put in a good word Brandon with uh wait which one's Brandon Brandon Armani yeah that's her name what's my name okay

Armaniis your sister called like Gucci or what no they're actually named after cars it's kind of funny two older sisters can I guess yeah guess there's two cars Porsche no I wish I wanted that to be my

Brian Atlasname Loki I like Bentley Mercedes yeah that's one of them Mercedes and

Brian AtlasVolkswagen Volkswagen that's a great name for a girl um I used to get roasted because I was not a car you said not Bentley no

Brian AtlasMercedes and uh chat what do you think it is Ben's no Honda imagine my name was Ferrari I'll be so cool her name is McLaren I

Armaniwish dude I wish Lamborghini no we're getting too high value wait okay it's on the screen

Brian Atlasyeah Alexis oh my God Mr Pay town maybe oh Mr Pay to Win excuse me thank you for the gifted 20 Subs on twitch.tv slash whatever this

Brian Atlasis actually a good time to pull up our twitch really quick go to twitch.tv slash whatever drop us a follow drop us a prime sub

Brian Atlasthere we go um guys go to twitch.tv slash whatever drop us a follow drop us a prime sub oh my God like buy power gum link it Craig thank you man very much appreciate it go go drop a follow get some power gum while you're out true okay boom go by

Brian Atlaspower gum the best energy caffeine supplement ever wait question can you look up right now on your phone like incoming orders yeah if somebody buys a pack of power gum

Brian Atlaswithin the next I'll even shout your name out within the next five minutes stay safe

Brian Atlaswe'll do a World of Warcraft dance of your choosing okay um okay I don't know any of them bro but Brandon thank you so much man much appreciated

Armanium can I get you guys linked up after this huh the Brandon the the guy with the dropped like well I mean is it 1.5k wait like what do you what are you going

Armanito give Soul no what am I selling my soul my son in the Illuminati right now yes oh no I'm getting you linked up you know because uh it seems like you're you're giving him my like socials or you're like should be like oh setting

Brian Atlasthis up I'm giving him your social security number okay let's make sure he can steal my identity okay okay cool that's why you're interested in him so he steals your identity not for

Brian Atlasromantic reasons okay um got it okay let's uh do the next Instagram guy that you guys are going to you know

Brian AtlasRipper Rooney here we have chance now chance uh close friend of mine you know we've we're we're tight

Brian Atlasum chance is scroll down he's got the is that a what kind of bow is that I don't know um this is chance

Brian Atlasand um he has a cat and a dog I guess uh yo thank you for all the subs on Twitter beautiful dog wow look at that German

Brian AtlasShepherd so this is Chance scroll all the way down oh my God Mr Pay to Win is on fire this guy is insane thank you man appreciate it dude thank you so much for all your patronage

Brian Atlason Twitch I would point out though what does twitch take they take 50 yep they do YouTube memberships take 70. I'm just

Brian Atlassaying you know YouTube memberships they only excuse me they only take 30. whatever okay thank you man appreciate it um let's go back I think we saw the photo so we'll go around the table actually my bad

Brian Atlasyes yes or no would you date him um yes I like chance you want to elaborate a little bit you seem very enthusiastic about them

Graceshe seems like he's out in nature I like that I like his pets I feel like we would have stuff in common he's cute

Riaanseems chill okay what about you pass um he's he's attractive but just not my type what's your type

Riaanum male feminist I think I find myself going for alternative people people who look like me

Brian Atlasokay so like tap blasted with tats um some spiky arm ban things uh do you have a do you have a racial

Matt (StaySafeTV)preference when it comes to dating no you don't care okay because because you've mentioned like white colonialism a couple times so I'm curious which she has yeah wait I missed that

RiaanI for the monogamy I might have a hard time dating a white person because of a cultural disconnect I don't know that is

Riaanracist against against my people is it yes was your ex-boyfriend a white person um

Riaanthis is not on purpose but I've only dated Hispanic men oh okay yeah I don't know and you said you're from the Philippines right yes okay

Brian Atlasbiggest red flags but I think I find myself whoa wow this has gone really just in my personal experience I'm sorry guys are you Hispanic yeah I am oh okay

Armanithat's friendly fire right did you get the pass can you say that like if you're also to hate on a member of that race are you well I've just I've just been I've had some bad experience with them and like seeing them my hometown has a

Brian Atlaslot of Hispanic people and I'm just okay steer away now because they was was the uh offensive lineman was he or was he a white guy or no he was um he was actually light-skinned huh he was like

Brian Atlasoh lights and black eye yes weighed us oh he doesn't live here does he no okay because okay um I was thinking maybe you dated some okay nevermind um you knew yeah there's

Brian Atlasa guy who's just crushing it in Santa Barbara oh does he play here yeah he plays football and he's six three okay not him but it might be

Riaanokay so I'm just kidding okay good times good times um did you want to continue having a back and forth with her on um why do you hate white people I don't

Riaanhate yeah but tell us why you hate white people whoa just be I don't hate white people you have slight disdain for them no

Matt (StaySafeTV)no damn how do I tell me break it down what have my people done no I don't

Riaanknow because being Asian growing up in the Philippines like when I was growing up I grew up wishing I was white so I guess like it's Asian beauty standards

Riaanyou know um colorism is a big thing in Asian countries and like you know on top of everything white people did to you know the world um I just I don't know it's very

Riaanpersonal I guess I have some resentment I don't know really but yeah I mean it's not technically white people's fault I mean like Asian people

Riaanlike impose those beauty standards on our own people kind of-ish I don't know there's a lot that goes into it yeah all right okay I understand your I understand your pure hatred now

Matt (StaySafeTV)I'm kidding I'm kidding it's okay

Unknown (PA model)um oh wait is this chance right yeah that's his name okay yeah sorry yeah I like chance yeah I would hang out with him he's hanging out with him would you do a little more than

Unknown (PA model)um I mean we'll start with things hello Brandon Mills donated 500 you all better be buying my guys caffeine gum

TTS Readeralso can we get a w in the check for how hard Brian works for us thank you thank you very much thank you dude uh Brandon you are um

Brian Atlasdude thank you so [ __ ] much man really appreciate all your patronage and support means the [ __ ] world um I yeah and once we get through this we will bring up the what why are you

Brian Atlaslooking at me that way you're speaking oh okay I can listen to you no no you can listen to me actually like for the rest of the for the rest of the show you can look nowhere else but me okay so I just have to make directions you need to just like

Brian Atlasokay do I have to pick I though or just both eyes just look at me like right here so I feel uncomfortable okay you know have you heard of that if you look at someone like right there it's like kind of a dick move because it's like they're like whoa

Brian Atlasthey're not looking at me in the eyes but they're like okay um the rest of the show the whole time you cannot look away okay but okay this is intense okay well you looked away though well well yeah I'm not gonna it's just a look at your

Brian Atlasstraight the front of your face yeah it just gaze upon me okay a female gays are wrong okay just kidding I don't want like a scary gaze or like a just like a I want how about like the rock you have

Brian Atlasto hold the rock for the entire show okay my eyebrows can't do that it it's okay and there'll be a it's like you're working your eyebrow muscles okay that works um all right

Brian Atlasuh where were we oh I should have been here wait let's see the eyebrows that's good hold it for the rest of the

Brian Atlasshow okay I remember wait which camera is it wait we were going around did you guys get to answer about chance opted out okay oh I'm

TTS Reader[Music] um donated 100 no y'all I'm not refunding this I'll write him down for the night do enough to show I need

Brian Atlassomething to listen to while I work hey Brandon um thank you so much for tuning in thank you so much for your patronage thank you so much for your uh support man really means the world

Brian Atlasum that's overwhelming I don't think anyone's been uh this uh much of a [ __ ] Legend Giga Chad uh so uh I almost feel like bro

Brian Atlashold on let me [ __ ] I've never done this but performance oh my God bro what is going on you guys are on fire Adam Barnett thank you very much for the 20 gifted memberships Brandon stick around

Brian Atlasif you're still here I'm going to get something very special uh Mr Pay to Win also I think I might miss that thank you for the 20 Subs on Twitch someone's telling me I might have missed that thank you very much um I'm gonna get something while I get something

Brian Atlasvery special uh let's do the next oh actually really quick we gotta do pull up chance again we have to get the

Brian Atlasprofile okay this is soda pop in TV very large twitch streamer World of Warcraft he's a he's big into Druid he plays a druid

Brian AtlasWorld of Warcraft you're very very good at Druid won the best arguably um been in streaming for a very long time very probably like just with Zach millionaire many times over

Armanidoes that change anything for any of you can I look at the screen now look away from you you have to look it you have to just another question does he play DND like

ArmaniDND yeah Dungeons and Dragons yeah bro what hello okay World of Warcraft it actually is a variety streamer kind might have to be it might have to be a smash does he play D I am not sure I'm

Armanistill a not I just got into the world of DnD guys I've only done two campaigns you've started playing it I was gonna be so fun to play yeah my gym friends which is kind of funny a

Armanibunch of Jim Bros and me just playing d d but we played online love it I didn't never thought I would be a DND person well you just like roll the dice virtually but like um our game master has like all the

Armaniphotos and everything and like literally uploads it almost like a like a screen that's cool love it I love it I've been put on

Brian Atlas[Music] what outside oh no that's kind of hard knocking away okay I've been put on

Brian Atlasum okay we're gonna pull up the next one I need to get up for a sec uh we'll have the girls you know if you want Matt you got this yeah yeah pull her up pull him up

Matt (StaySafeTV)oh it's s fan okay this is a guy his name is sfand he's a Persian and uh he has a lot of hair he's a big guy

Matt (StaySafeTV)he's actually quite tall as well I think he's like six foot one or six foot two okay so let's go around a circle would you date s fand

Graceno no what's wrong with him um I just don't see like a romantic Vibe also like I feel like he's interested in like anime because I seen him like

Gracedressed he's a big time weebag I just can't get into animals you don't like anime guys they're around me boys

Graceso smash all day the Persians are great negotiators that's what they say it's true oh really I'm a good negotiator myself there you go so maybe we have more in common than

GraceI think plus I'm Holding Out for a chance you know hold down for chance okay yeah all right s fan ah why

Riaanoh guys we've been shown I think he's the one who lied most likely go out with like but it would still be a pass for me yeah

Unknown (PA model)it's fair I would say pass but um he looks like we could be friends he's a very nice guy yeah so this is separate from the thing I'm

Brian Atlasgoing to do with Brandon um if anybody buys if if we get one more person to buy a power gun Matt told me that he would change it to one of these I'm not I'm not my wife will leave me I cannot do that but one of these girls

Brian Atlaswill put it on no I think it's you have to change into it so Matt you will have to change into one of those three uh Japanese uh there's a Sailor Moon costume in the schoolgirl listen if

Brian Atlasyou're tuning in please do not purchase power gum I'm asking you to not buy that gum everybody know how to open champagne Brandon this is for you this is I never drink but this is an auspicious occasion

Brian Atlasso I think we we should bust out a little Laboratory

Brian Atlasstarting to sound like is this alcohol that's not the worst idea um thank you watch it hit them maybe

Brian Atlaslike aim it somewhere that here all about yeah I should open no I should hold on I should open it on stream sure sure

Riaanuh who with the exception of you two I believe you're not of age but who here would like some champagne awesome I have to drive home

Gia Chaconchampagne no thank you okay all right

Armaniuh as fans did everybody give them oh my turn I'm sorry I'm gonna have to pass I think we skipped

Brian Atlasout she opted out as well okay all right uh how many how many more of these do we have um I think we had did we have one other thing here well let's do a little temper

Brian Atlas[ __ ] okay um I'm gonna aim it am I gonna name it hold on how do I do it

Brian Atlasbro I don't drink so I don't know just like Twisted you need to shake it up first start spraying no

Armanino don't don't shake it

Armanihold on wait I think you feel good hold on let's go flying literally hit that so maybe aim away from that oh my gosh it's like it's gonna go flying

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Next