Jonah Hill EXPOSED By SALTY Ex-Girlfriend?! | Dating Talk #82

Date: 2023-07-10
Duration: 6h 31m

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_00TTS(audience)
SPEAKER_01Clip(audience)
SPEAKER_02Aubry(guest)
SPEAKER_03Burke(guest)
SPEAKER_04Grace(guest)
SPEAKER_05Daria(guest)
SPEAKER_06Madison(guest)
SPEAKER_07Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_09Jake(guest)
SPEAKER_10Nicole(guest)
SPEAKER_11Tasia(guest)
SPEAKER_12Mandy(guest)
SPEAKER_13Brittany(guest)
SPEAKER_14Priya(guest)

Key Moments

00:03:35
QuoteBurke introduces herself as an OnlyFans 'spicy content creator' from Virginia

my name is Burke I'm 26 years old and I'm from Virginia but I live in LA uh now and I do only fans of spicy content creator

00:03:48
QuoteDaria introduces herself as Iranian-born, from 'the valley downtown gay town'

hi I'm Daria I'm uh 29 I'm from Iran grew up in the valley downtown gay Town

00:05:54
QuoteJake (Rattlesnake TV) introduces himself as Australian YouTuber from Brisbane

my name is Jake 27 rattlesnake TV on YouTube and I'm from Australia

00:19:40
QuoteBurke defends Jonah Hill's texts as mature boundary-setting, not abuse

I think that it's honestly pretty respectful of him to State what he wants to find in a romantic partner

01:30:55
QuoteJake argues men are repulsed by high body count in women as an inherent reaction

a lot of the time guys are actually quite repulsed by girls who have like a high body count it's something that's like we're internally inherently very repulsed by

01:32:45
QuoteDaria discloses she completed rehab (sober 1 year) then relapsed when she moved to LA

I did that but I that's because I know I have like other things I needed you know but still no no I did it finished are you sober not anymore how long were you sober a year

02:00:19
QuoteNicole reveals she finds high body count attractive in a man

there is something attractive about a man who has a high body count

02:12:18
QuoteMandy discloses she wrote letters to a boyfriend who went to prison

it was already like I was already thinking about not talking about drugs already before he had gotten in trouble um got in trouble talked to him for a little bit and then was like this is boring I need this in-person stuff

02:18:12
QuoteAubry reveals her boyfriend of 1.5 weeks got a DUI and was extradited to Texas

we became Like official boyfriend girlfriend a week and a half later he got a DUI upon being arrested for a DUI

03:05:48
QuoteTasia says Albuquerque's dating scene is worse than the Ukraine war zone

I'd say the dating scene is probably worse in Albuquerque than in Ukraine

03:12:36
QuoteTasia explains conversion from hardcore leftist/atheist/feminist to conservative born-again Christian

I think as well the atheists all focus on the liberal first so liberalism you're just constantly angry and offended

03:14:48
QuoteTasia: 'There's a lot more racism in the left than on the right'

I believe there's a lot more racism in the left than on the right

05:19:15
QuoteTasia reveals she is a virgin (born-again celibate, saving herself for marriage)

I'm a virgin oh did not know this are you waiting until marriage yes I am

05:35:15
QuoteJake discusses potential co-hosting offer with Whatever Podcast; Brian raises international franchise idea

you're down to be the co-host of whatever I'm looking for a co-host

Topics Discussed

00:00:00
Guest Introductions & Relationship Statuses

Guests introduce themselves (name, age, occupation, location) and share current relationship status, how long they've been single, and longest relationship.

00:19:30
Jonah Hill Texts Controversy

Panel reacts to Jonah Hill's ex-girlfriend Sarah Brady posting his texts on Instagram, calling him abusive/misogynistic. Discussion of whether his boundary-setting was reasonable, whether posting it publicly was justified, and the context of feminist male self-identification.

01:25:00
Body Count & Relationship Value

Discussion of why men care about body count, the double standard between men and women, scarcity as a signal of value, and whether experience vs. selectivity matters differently by gender.

01:33:00
Mental Health & Substances Discussion

Guests share mental health status and substance use history. Daria discusses completing rehab (sober 1 year) and relapsing after moving to LA.

02:00:00
Self-Ratings Round

Guests rate their own physical appearance on a scale of 1-10. Discussion of bell curve distribution of attractiveness and objective vs. subjective beauty standards.

02:08:00
Prison Attraction & Female Fantasies

Discussion of women writing to men in prison, the book '365 Days' (captive romance fantasy), Richard Ramirez fangirls, and the book 'A Billion Wicked Thoughts' identifying women's top fantasy categories (vampire, surgeon, billionaire, pirate, werewolf).

02:38:20
Feminism Waves & Female Independence

Panel discussion of first, second, third wave feminism and emerging 'bimbo feminism.' General agreement that modern feminism has become harmful to the nuclear family and male-female complementarity. Discussion of whether anyone identifies as feminist.

02:53:20
Women Dating Men Who Earn Less

Would the guests date or marry a man who earns less than them? Discussion of hypergamy, stay-at-home dads, and whether income parity matters in relationships.

03:08:00
Age Gap Relationships

Panel discusses their biggest age-gap relationships. Nicole's 22-year gap (37/59). Priya's 10-year gap (21/31 with kids). Grace comfortable with 10-15 year gap if chemistry is right.

03:09:30
Background Information Round (Pre-Show Notes)

Brian works through pre-show notes for each guest: Tasia's ideological conversion (leftist-to-Christian), Priya's dating history (age-gap relationship, dating someone with kids, drug use in relationship), horse girl stigma discussion with Priya, Jonah Hill's Vice article on toxic masculinity.

03:20:00
Traditional vs Modern Gender Roles

Discussion of family backgrounds (divorced vs. intact parents), traditional vs 50/50 relationship dynamics, whether women want to be stay-at-home moms, and roles of each partner.

04:54:24
Social Media DMs Round

Brian asks each guest how many DMs they receive per week and what kinds (sugar daddy offers, random, etc.). Answers vary from 1-2/week (Grace, Priya) to 10-15/month (Daria) with most in single digits.

05:18:00
Andrew Tate Clip: Women Not Drinking Water

Panel reacts to an Andrew Tate video claiming women don't drink water and that's why they get headaches. General agreement that many people (not just women) don't hydrate properly.

05:18:07
Celebrity Crush Paying on Dates

Would you expect your celebrity crush to pay on a first date, or would you let it slide? Discussion of whether rules about who pays change based on a man's status and attractiveness.

05:26:00
After Show: International Dating & Travel

After-show with Priya, Madison, and Jake discussing European vs Eastern European dating culture, Japan/South Korea, Russia, traditional women by country. Jake recounts travels: Italy, Turkey, Thailand. Discussion of Whatever franchise/international expansion concept.

05:30:00
After Show: Emotional Detachment, Pair Bonding, Alpha Widow

Discussion of whether men fall in love with every woman they sleep with, emotional detachment in casual sex, pair bonding theory, and the 'alpha widow' concept from The Rational Male.

Transcript

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05:48:11
Jakeguess that's kind of unhealthy when you think about it
05:48:16
Madisonuh yeah did we the 1243 one or what is it this one did we show that one already you all should cater to East Coast's Best Coast folks I'm going to want to
05:48:28
Madisondie tomorrow at work what does guy on the panel do for work oh we just answered that yeah I'm a YouTuber rattlesnake TV
05:48:41
Jakemeatball says South America has more tradition National Woman Western Europe over Eastern Europe South America definitely has more traditional women but they're very fiery as well you've got to watch the Latinas they're very
05:48:54
Jakefiery but if you're saying Western Europe is better than Eastern Europe then no way Western Europe's woke as like Britain you can forget about Britain um Germany extremely woke Holland
05:49:05
Jakeextremely woke Switzerland Austria all these places Eastern Europe is where you want to look if you're a quote-unquote passport bro if you want to go to this place like you go to Russia right now all the guys are either conscripted or they left the country it's an absolute
05:49:17
Jakefree-for-all in Russia not yet but I did a podcast the other day with a guy called wealthy well well the expat have you heard of him he like helps people like offshore their businesses yeah and he's in Russia at the moment he
05:49:29
Madisonwas telling me all about it and yep that's plenty to choose from I don't think there's any more
05:49:43
Madisonwhat were we talking about like right before that guy's ability to detach um emotionally yeah I feel like everyone just goes through a phase for a little bit like men and woman
05:49:56
Priyaso but it's a learning experience you know also I think there's a again a biological component to that as well men are designed to repopulate the world
05:50:06
Priyawhere women are you know can only have one child at a time and you know where our lives are essentially dedicated to raising that child you think women get more emotionally attached to guys that
05:50:18
Jakethey do sleep with though because have you ever heard of bear bonding not that but Brian might know this but there's like a thing called Alpha Widow I think it was Rolo tomasi in one in his book The um okay
05:50:31
Jakecome in with the book's called famous book um but yeah he has this thing called being Alpha widowed where like a girl will date a guy and then like they'll have sex with this guy and then like they'll never be able to look at guys
05:50:44
Jakethe same again because they had this guy and he was like the ultimate the apex predator and then every guy after that they can never so he's essentially Alpha widowed her is what it's called the rational male that's what it's
05:50:55
Priyacalled that's right interesting I I don't necessarily think so I've never heard of that personally um yeah I feel like it might take longer for women to detach themselves from like
05:51:07
Jakepast sexual partners but I think it does happen yeah I tend to think that like the more women the more guys that women sleep with the more damage they become
05:51:18
Jakefor that reason because they've had so many experiences with so many different guys that they're going to then compare their partner to all of those different guys yes exactly I was going to say I don't think it's necessarily a comparison I think it's it has to do with pair
05:51:31
Priyabonding I think that you engage especially with like especially for women sex is such an intimate activity it's the most intimate activity that you can possibly engage in and I think yeah
05:51:42
Priyathe more people that you do partake in that activity with the like the more desensitized you get to it so um absolutely I have some thoughts on that
05:51:53
Jakeyou said you're right I got mixed up about the Western and yes Eastern Europe things now you want to avoid avoid Western Europe Great Britain is basically a lost cause they're even worse than us British girls are
05:52:05
Jakeyeah there's obviously some good ones everywhere but for the most I lived in London for three years I lived in a like a little place called Hackney Wick and um yeah it wasn't great I'm telling you that much
05:52:17
Jakehave you how many people have you like dated in other countries well I'm not really dieting while I'm moving around because I'm just too busy
05:52:28
Jakewith work yeah but I've I've you said like you lived in London yeah yeah I was update like Dutch girls and like various different European a lot a lot of a lot of different ones
05:52:41
Jakeeven because even my preference when I was living in Australia was foreign girls as well so I used to date Brazilians and Colombians and stuff in Australia but
05:52:53
Jake[Music]
05:52:58
Brian Atlasthe helmet too I'm Maddie [Laughter] what kind of weird
05:53:09
Brian Atlashow's it like looking at the back of my head for five hours is it a good time you have a great head good head of hair
05:53:18
Madisona great head not inappropriate
05:53:27
Madisonyou told me not to pause yes you're like okay put the baby away so I stopped holding the baby
05:53:38
Jakethese yes sure this is a big green test yeah
05:53:48
Madisonyeah it's a it's okay see how you hold a child we're assessing it yeah that's a pretty good hole
05:53:58
PriyaAngelina Jolie over here adopted African Child am I supposed to just hold this for the rest of this time yes oh yeah
05:54:11
Jakein in Asian countries they will be working and they'll be having their child on their back or whatever and they'll just be working away
05:54:23
Priyawhy didn't we bring these props out earlier I like those who's the other Asian chick s you can pick I don't care
05:54:34
Brian Atlasyeah man give me a prop good the helmets
05:54:49
Madisonit's heavy it's a happy one what's your name again Aubry Brian uh Aubry has lost the character Madison versus Sophia in a
05:55:00
Madisonboxing fight winner gets the baby please Brian or both of us oh she broke the African Child wow no Brian why does everyone keep saying I
05:55:11
Brian Atlasshould fight Sophia I don't even know who she is
05:55:20
Madisongoing to do whatever boxing event yeah they're confused I'm pretty sure she was on when I was gone but I don't know who I'm gonna read this Super Chat
05:55:33
Madisonyou're just like posted up Portugal has beautiful people cool coach culture and great nightlife for meeting people too plus Portugal is super cheap for us yeah okay have you been to Portugal I don't I don't get a helmet
05:55:49
Madisonthat's absolutely true I was gonna go there in October but in September we elected for turkey oh my God my boyfriend's Portuguese your
05:56:01
Madisonboyfriend's Portuguese Portuguese or like America uh half Portuguese
05:56:11
Madisonwhat you guys have cute exotic babies I know yes I'm so excited I went to like like at least graduate college I'm feeling really stylish I'm reading it right now or we were just addressing it
05:56:22
Madisonthere's no people are beautiful cool culture oh we got everyone set up with the props I'm trying to Madison your lip
05:56:30
Madisonsyncs come with a dick yes don't worry Maddie it's hilarious more likely yeah that's what I was saying like the props and everything no I like the
05:56:48
Priyay'all Gotta Give me a little more information it does when you first turned it on I went a little blind for a second I'll go back and watch it right because you didn't have it on the whole time
05:57:01
PriyaI wear helmets all the time but not this kind
05:57:10
Tasiacould I maybe have like a different have you worn this it doesn't damage your address with okay with this being red and then the rest of it being blue I'm like it's just seeing other dimensions if she wears it for so long she's
05:57:22
Priyaliterally gonna only see red in one eye get her a new prop I'm Brian you can't be you can't be you can't be harming your yeah I know
05:57:43
Priya[Music]
05:57:55
Brian Atlasoh do you want to sit on my seat or your seat one in the chat if you can hear me
05:58:05
Madisonthe child if you can if you can eat it with this I'm not Aquarius I'm Sagittarius can you guys hear Brian I don't really believe
05:58:16
Priyain those one in the chat if you can hear Brian one kinda should we give Brian a mic
05:58:27
SPEAKER_08oh it's your decision now that's theirs not mine okay I guess we'll take them down I guess they can kind of hear you wait what are we doing right now I'm
05:58:39
Priyajust curious right so I was really interesting where where are you guys from again where you all live Korea I live in a small town uh in the Sacramento area in California San Jose
05:58:49
Priyawhat is the Sacramento area oh I'm sorry Shingle Springs have you been living there your whole life uh I lived in another part of another small town in in California growing up
05:59:02
Priyaum until about 10 years ago and then I moved where I live now wait how about we do this Madison yes Elsa in the back yes yes but you have a mic now yeah that's
05:59:13
Brian Atlasfine I'm cool with that and then perfect it's been your girls all morning Madison has work but we are trying to get it so
05:59:25
Brian Atlasthat she uh she's gonna become a twitch streamer so um I'm kind of scared Madison is gonna start streaming on the
05:59:37
Brian Atlasuh whatever twitch Channel and that's actually going to be her new full-time job playing Your World of Warcraft I think we're just gonna have you do just chatting to start off yeah I'm cool with that yeah just chatting um
05:59:50
Priyayou're gonna have to drop out of college though I just woke up what's up somebody in chat said I just woke up and how is this still alive
06:00:02
Brian Atlaswe've been going we've been streaming for six hours damn yeah I've got a helmet on now
06:00:14
Priyawe've had some pretty freaking long ones yeah we just hit six six hours just now are you gonna try and do like a 24-hour stream at some point oh Lord no didn't that used to be like a thing on people
06:00:25
Brian Atlaspeople still do it yeah you know Walmart toilet paper I can't no I wouldn't I need my sleep I'm too old for that [ __ ] but
06:00:37
Jakeyeah you know you know never say never is that a oh you guys you guys like rugby over here I forgot yeah I'm a rugby fan I like rugby yeah have you ever been to Australia uh yeah yeah
06:00:50
Brian Atlashave you guys ever been to Australia have not but would love to go I always wanted to go the uh the wallabies
06:01:00
Brian Atlaswell are you more like rugby league or Rugby Union or Australian Rules I'm more into Australian Australian Rules Football that's what it's called right yeah AFL what was your rules yeah have
06:01:12
Jakeyou guys ever heard of Australian Rules Football yes it's a pretty brutal game I've played that for a few years but in terms of rugby I'd go more Rugby Union how does Australian Rules differ
06:01:23
Jakeum so Australian Rules is basically it's like the rugby ball but it's more of like a oval sort of shape it's more rounded and it's a harder ball and you drop it on your foot and you like this and you kick it and then you could kick
06:01:36
Jakeit to somebody if they catch it they get to stop and then the goal is to eventually kick it through the goals it's it's a different sort of sport it's very rough wait can you move those out
06:01:46
Brian Atlasof the frame I'm OCD I don't like yeah sorry I refuse to advertise your yes
06:01:56
Brian Atlaslisten in and out gets a pass okay yeah now in and out if you're watching sponsor sponsor the whatever such an epic sponsor it would be I need
06:02:07
Aubrysponsors I need sponsors right what are these um cameras inside huh these little indoor Big Brother watching you at all times did you set those up what do you
06:02:18
Brian Atlasmean did you put them up what do you mean the security cameras there's like 70 000 of did you like go to the store and buy them and put them up yourself what's with the specific uh I sell I
06:02:30
Aubrysell smart home and security systems trying to sell you I'm just asking pitch him you're not him you're not happy with myself yes please she gets nothing so knock on
06:02:42
Aubryme no because this is like my break this is me break from all of that you can do it hello what do you want so you're a hairdresser so I've been going to school to do hair
06:02:54
Aubrybut I'm currently on a leave of absence so I can go knock people's doors and sell Smart Homes smell Smart Homes are you trying to sell me right now is that
06:03:05
Aubrywhy you're I could if you wanted me to you know what actually happened though I on my way here well like at the Denver Airport the shuttle bus driver straight up asked me like I like told him that I what I do
06:03:17
Aubryfor work and then he gave me his information to like get him a system so it's pretty simple I mean I could hook you up wait Madison they can't tell everybody in the chat that if they send her up if they need a security system
06:03:29
Aubrythat I'm gonna grow with the deals people either love me or they hate me they love me because they get them a deal or they hate me because I knocked on their door Jake is so fine take the helmet off okay thank you much appreciated oh no
06:03:42
Brian Atlasdon't you don't have no keep it on someone else says so you don't think I'm fine with the helmet though speak deeper I can I can hear my voice like reverberating around my face did we read
06:03:54
Brian Atlasthis one Madison versus Sophie in a boxing fight winner gets the baby yeah Sophia might be coming on Tuesday so
06:04:01
Brian Atlasmaybe you guys can who is Sophia yeah I guess is kind maybe simping for her I don't know
06:04:10
Madisoncan you fight Madison was she cool can you box yeah my my dad has taught me a few moves is your dad on the Asian
06:04:20
Brian Atlasside yes okay so you can find well Asian side um your dad hospitalized a guy yeah
06:04:31
Madisondamn I don't really want actually I probably shouldn't use this house is your dad in the mafia
06:04:41
Brian Atlaswe had while you were gone Madison we had a girl on who was Vietnamese and a lot of people were suspecting that
06:04:52
Jakemaybe she was affiliated with the snake the snake which I guess is like some organized crime thing would be surprised those Vietnamese man they like control the heroin you're crazy
06:05:04
Madisonyou're not no I thought you were Vietnamese huh you've been misleading me this entire no you never asked me I thought you were Vietnamese so that's kind of that's kind of messed up you're like why is that
06:05:16
Madisonmessed up but you are Vietnamese come on man this is from Thailand I'm Thai no you're not okay I'm finished I'm Vietnamese guys no I'm not I've
06:05:28
Aubrynever told you that ever no I'm pretty sure you told me Brian this is yet another reason to cancel you this evening because I asked if she was well this is I think the second time you've racially profiled someone now yeah Brian
06:05:55
Priyayeah I'm I'm half mixed European and then I'm half Indian Asian I like Asian Indian oh really yeah like as in India India yeah really you don't know if you
06:06:05
Priyaneed wait what's your can you share your last name Patel oh yeah trust me there's there's millions of Priya patels in the world one of them's the uh foreign affairs
06:06:17
Brian Atlassecretary or something in the United Kingdom have you been pretty good yeah cool good times wait what were you saying Aubry you're talking [ __ ] yeah she was just saying that oh you racially
06:06:31
Priyaprofiled um looking like Michael Jackson impersonator what I'm not gonna lie project on on
06:06:45
Brian Atlasseven years with the baby I still love his music yeah rest in peace what we're gonna do is we're gonna have Madison fight do a
06:06:58
Brian Atlasboxing match with Sophia and then we're gonna have Kiko either go up against Tate or Nikki the kind of uh the girl with the spider tattoo on her neck I
06:07:11
Aubrycasually saw Kiko walking down the street today I was just like she's like eating a burger like a girl no I had a second I literally like did like a double take like I watched her walk by then I was like wait were you on State
06:07:22
JakeStreet I was just I was at the habit I was in Rage quick Kika rage quicker yeah I was really I was lucky hoping it should be I don't know honestly I've just been like walking around yeah
06:07:34
PriyaI was trying to get her because she works like downtown stuff like a club Ryan I was really I was actually kind of scared to come on here this was very tame compared well first of all I think I talked to a
06:07:47
Priyacouple of the girls we were all scared that we were gonna be like the only like kind of conservative girls on here I would have had you back if you I know I thought about that too yeah
06:07:58
Brian AtlasI'm pretty stacked I think um I mean I thought it was a good conversation but it was pretty tame like there wasn't a ton I just thought it was boring ready to come like argue with people if there was a bit of purple hair
06:08:10
Brian Atlason the other side it would have been well there was the girl here in the middle who blasted tats like yeah I was expecting a little pushback from her I wish it was like a tiny bit but then I
06:08:23
Aubryfeel like there were so many people with the same viewpoint in regards to certain things that like it kind of just like I noticed like at one point or another there was just like three people against her not like
06:08:35
Brian Atlasagainst but like just with opposing arguments yeah yeah it's tough like if it's not balanced like if there's one girl who's like would otherwise challenge us if like she
06:08:47
Brian Atlasfeels like she's gonna get dog piled then they're gonna be like a little more reserved with like vocalizing their I needed to jail power around them yeah so that well you you hit them with
06:09:00
Brian Atlasthe what'd you say earlier I think you said slay queen or something stupid like that yeah and then he said yes Queen yes Queen um chat we have steel Surfer uh Priya can
06:09:11
Priyayou read this one for us Brian's flannel game is over nine thousand recommend buttercloth shirts for the style what's everyone's opinion on a man dating multiple women but tells the girls that
06:09:22
Brian Atlasthey have to be monogamous with him doesn't that come across as hypocritical come to Dallas thank you thank you steel Surfer for the uh super chairman um
06:09:37
Jakeoh yeah I think that I'm not a fan I think wait Madison if Frankie no no just no no okay no yeah in terms of that I think it just depends on the people's preferences yeah
06:09:49
Jakestacks of girls out there who are fine with it if it's a guy who's going to be paying the bills and yeah guys who are cool with that too I mean I wouldn't do it because it's one girl is enough
06:10:00
Aubryfor myself like I'm not as worried about like I'm not as worried about like the physical things that I'm getting as far as like if they're gonna pay for like this and that it's more so like like what I want is like that intimacy that
06:10:13
Jakegenuine connection with one person and for them to feel the same way yeah I I I like I said I wouldn't I wouldn't be down with it but like I think there are a lot of people who genuinely just that's their lifestyle you know and there are girls who are looking to get provided for and they're not looking for
06:10:27
Jakeanything deeper and then there are guys who are just looking to have multiple chicks and there's been guys like that throughout history but in like the
06:10:37
AubrySpartan is yeah I don't know all my boys back in the spot in thermopoly I don't know how they would deal with numerous women because I feel like one woman would be enough of chaos if you've got stamina like a space
06:10:49
Aubryis that what you are in your relationships chaos I mean like no not necessarily chaos but like I definitely have my moments where it's like like I'd get a little bit tired and then like a little grumpy that's why you have to
06:11:01
Aubrydie wait Nick can you pull up um Nick can you pull up Aubrey's you have to die Instagram oh my gosh no he's actually yeah it's in the description he was like
06:11:12
Aubrythe sweetest guy ever too it was like the most unexpected thing DUI it was a DUI yeah he wasn't pushing and the assault was like oh because he was out of it because
06:11:22
Aubrybecause Yuki needs a dating coach but also because of drugs and foreign are you gonna bring zacharon Brian I mean he was he was in LA uh
06:11:36
Brian Atlasthis past week and we were in contact and he was gonna maybe come on the show do you have any any bad feelings towards Zachary you
06:11:46
Brian Atlasguys have you guys squashed the beef uh there's no there's no beef but and I don't know if he's gonna end up
06:11:53
Brian Atlasseeing this uh I I'm like he says some wild [ __ ] on Twitter and I don't know if he's trolling or if he's
06:12:05
Jakeserious but he says some pretty wild [ __ ] on Twitter so I think he's like a he's a comedian he says and he's tweeted by that he's a comedian so I don't know if I take it so grab the helmet if you're
06:12:17
Jakeable to put it back up there thanks Manny I don't know if I like if I take five more minutes take it fully seriously but um these days we have like in the attention economy you know you have to sort of there are people who like
06:12:28
Brian Atlasyou know have to say outrageous no you're right you're right um do you have Aubrey's or actually before you do that let me do uh we have Sandeep panta here wait put it back for a sec
06:12:43
Brian Atlasyo Sandeep thank you for the uh soup chat and I think this he meant to write this is this really happening live like this yeah we're live right now it's 1 15 a.m here in California
06:12:54
Jakeit is late gotta drive to LAX at 5am oh [ __ ] you didn't get a hotel yeah I've got a hotel but oh but yeah my flight's at 10.
06:13:06
Jakesleep on the flight yeah I'm gonna have to drive for three hours where are you flying to um Miami oh you're going to my are you going on fnf or not no no I didn't know those guys but yeah what are you doing out in Miami then
06:13:20
Jakeum we're just going to work for a week to be honest I've always wanted to check out Miami very nice yo guys should rattlesnake be co-host are you down down to be the co-host of whatever I'm looking for a co-host
06:13:32
Brian Atlasbecause everyone [ __ ] talks to me in the chat and uh who said that was in a real sport okay oh he's that's uh that's one of our mods Nemesis I'll tell you what that'll let us know he's in Australia
06:13:44
Jakerattlesnake TV is going to be hitting the road in the next few months and we're going to be getting buying a van a minivan or a truck or a bus of some sort and we're going to be I haven't actually told anyone this yet putting some logos
06:13:56
Jakeon the side creating a little studio so in America probably in America yeah yeah that's going to happen in the future is this going to be your first time in Florida yeah okay it's only my second time in LA it's actually nice up here I
06:14:09
Jakewouldn't I wouldn't stay for very long in L.A but I do like it I have a feeling you're like you're like Florida I spend the winters in Florida and I absolutely adore it yeah I'm looking forward to it bougie apparently you guys want to take
06:14:20
Brian Atlasout whatever International brand is this is this just conjecture well I mean I have entertained like franchising whatever so basically giving someone the framework to start their own thing like
06:14:32
Brian Atlasthis and we bring it to a market like in it could be in South America it could be in Asia it could be in Europe it could be in Australia and basically and then we give them the framework here's how we do our setup we give them the technical
06:14:44
Brian Atlasknowledge well well even I mean this is this is not anything I'm planning to do immediately but we would fly out to their location turn key give them basically set them up with a podcast
06:14:58
Brian AtlasStudio because I did all this [ __ ] on my own so I figured out all the [ __ ] technical issues I was doing YouTube for 10 years but I used to watch videos yeah I've been doing YouTube for 10 years but like figuring out audio stuff like
06:15:10
Brian Atlasbecause I you know video stuff I was decent with but audio stuff like that's a whole nother in some ways that's more complex than than video so I'm thinking like okay franchise this [ __ ] like Fight
06:15:21
Brian AtlasClub every sit like bunch of cities you could have a show you know and it'd have to be Santa Barbara's not not an ideal location to do this because it should be in LA to be on this but this there's a
06:15:33
Jakeserious market for this Arc and if you had a show in London where you could get because you know Pearl yeah yeah she's in London but she might be moving to the states that would be a good Viber because like London also has such a like an Eclectic
06:15:46
Brian Atlasgroup of people as well so yeah but then you get stabbed and [ __ ] so I don't know true what happens I would have a franchise I could definitely do a franchise um I think that'd be a good idea and not
06:15:57
Brian Atlasonly do we set them up with you know here's how to run the podcast here's all our like knowledge that we've developed here's like what we send out like I have
06:16:08
Brian Atlasa I have like I could write a book on this whole podcast setup um we also offer cross promotion so we say okay franchise boom we'll uh we'll promote
06:16:20
Brian Atlasyou every quarter you can come be on the show something something like that this is just like big picture stuff that I was thinking about um in order for for me to be interested in doing something like this we're talking like
06:16:32
Brian Atlaslike mid six figures you know for me to actually want to like spend my time like helping someone set this up but um anyways let's move on from that uh wait
06:16:43
Jakeso just curious you're on a flight in three hours four hours or you have to leave I'm getting up at 4 30. I have to leave at five and then I've got to be
06:16:54
JakeI'm gonna be at LAX at around eight flights at ten gotta I've gotta I've hired a car so I've got to go and drop that off and then okay into the airport but mate I'm fine I've done a lot less sleep with like sometimes like in Asia
06:17:06
Aubryand stuff we've had to do one hour sleep and go film for the whole day so it's all good it's it's a good idea what about you guys what are your plans um you guys I'm on the bus at noon
06:17:17
Brian Atlastomorrow going back to LAX and then going home what about you Priya I'm driving back to Santa Clarita tonight oh you're in Santa Clarita that's like uh hour and a half Los angeles-ish like
06:17:29
Brian Atlassuburbs okay gotcha what about you I'm heading to the airport after this hell yeah rock and roll uh very cool okay uh oh we have to react to aubry's
06:17:42
Brian AtlasInstagram let's do it by the way guys soup chats will do oh I should have updated it in the description we're gonna do super chats uh just 19.99 and up before you do that enjoy Florida my state go to space club and Versailles
06:17:54
Brian AtlasRestaurant that's from Mr meatball thank you man how come my my Instagram is the one of choice here I don't know I don't somehow it came up I think I don't know uh Jason with tala Brian's got to find a
06:18:06
Brian Atlasmini me and do the Austin Powers accent for a whole show you know it's crazy guys is I have a friend who's a dwarf and I've invited him on but he's very
06:18:17
Brian Atlasflaky and here's the problem though he's Mexican oh holy [ __ ] that sounds so bad like I don't mean it's bad
06:18:36
Brian Atlasthat's not what I [ __ ] mean I mean I'm white Mini-Me has to be like the same [ __ ] skin like oh my God Jesus Christ you're digging yourself a bigger
06:18:46
Brian Atlashole [ __ ] some [ __ ] is gonna clip that [ __ ] be like yo Brian's a [ __ ] but everyone's gonna be like everyone's gonna be like Big W for the impression somebody's gonna clip I
06:18:57
Brian Atlasdidn't even like that son did not mean nothing and you're in lib town chat chat chat this is this is why I met Austin Powers
06:19:10
Brian Atlasif you're not familiar with the movie mini me looks just like Dr Evil yes okay he looks just like him so my friend
06:19:19
Brian Atlasgroovy baby okay his name's Paul okay he happens to have a much darker complexion than me he can't be my mini
06:19:28
Brian Atlasme okay unless I get a 10 okay all right okay is it good this is aubry's Instagram
06:19:41
Aubryokay we're going to scroll down oh put it on GH guys the top sources Instagram thing I'm just starting to the very top one profile uh click the eyeball hey it's okay symbolic but also just why is
06:19:55
Brian Atlasthere a man's head clean it up a little bit brother said go down let's let's get the very bottom let's see the embarrassing photos that's right go for it she's pretty I used to be blonde oh there we go you
06:20:08
Brian Atlasknow what very different let's do the one with the hat click on that first one oh [ __ ] you we're kind of blocking it can you do you still go to Brigham University
06:20:18
Brian Atlasno that was just okay I don't know why oh yeah you can do this I don't wear any of that stuff anymore
06:20:31
Brian Atlasoh University so I think that was her [ __ ] here I want you to do Ctrl Z now you're [ __ ] [ __ ] up major control Z control Z again
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AubryCtrl Z again okay good boy you know the Honeycombs oh my God clean up my account a little bit so it's like adding the little space blockers in there because my Instagram's
06:20:53
Priyanot very aesthetic you guys look I'm just I'm so some dipshit's gonna [ __ ] clip that [ __ ] Brian you know how you can solve the problem of finding yourself a mini me
06:21:06
Priyayeah have a kid have a child this is the perfect Mini Me
06:21:18
Brian AtlasI've been noticing your nurturing abilities with that baby and I'm impressed yeah I'm like Aubrey deforming her baby this baby looks seriously uncomfortable
06:21:30
Brian Atlashere's the thing is I was trying to like hold it in a better way but you were doing some very inappropriate thing okay you're doing some inappropriate things all I'll say is that his legs were backwards at one point in time yeah I
06:21:43
Aubrydon't know he's just an acrobat I watch the little African baby I just want my kids to do what they want to do and if he wants to you know dude is this Audible
06:22:04
Brian Atlasdo you know what color that doll is what the bro you're the one making it weird now what the [ __ ] Brian why did you have the babies again here I'll drop the white one too equality yeah [ __ ] that white baby up yeah
06:22:19
Brian Atlasdrop kick that [ __ ] yeah somehow I don't know okay let me read this we have uh super RC Brian Gray pod down to co-host Pria looks hella cute especially with add-on what sport do you
06:22:30
Brian Atlasplay I played Pro Sport too an equestrian they ride horses
06:22:38
Brian AtlasGood Times Good Times great question thank you great times wait what were we what were we talking about before that doctor the doctor evil awesome is it a good accent
06:22:49
SPEAKER_08is it a good accent W for the uh impression I'd say is it okay like is it decent it was pretty decent I'm sorry we're gonna get copyrighted because everyone's gonna think it's Austin Powers the actual
06:23:00
Brian Atlasmovie I know right you're gonna think that you're stitching the audio in someone just did a rating except Grace isn't here
06:23:11
Brian Atlasso I'll know who's referring to whatever uh Blair says it's a hundred out of ten pretty good okay please keep going with the doctor evil Brian drop kicked the
06:23:25
Brian Atlasbaby mixture of trump and Dr Evil it's a great accent resembles a secret of trump oh it's Trump okay it was more like a trump
06:23:36
Brian Atlasvagina China listen we have the great wait I'm trying to think what does he says the best words
06:23:47
Brian Atlashe does like uh he does like a nurse he's very audible with his hands oh he does that doesn't he goes when he's making a joke he owes he does it's
06:23:58
Brian Atlasthe it's the lion Ted lion Ted trying to someone give me a prompt what's his like main thing that you say with the great we're gonna make great
06:24:10
Brian AtlasI'm gonna make America gradient no no no not that huge huge huge and billions and billions I don't know if I can do
06:24:18
Brian AtlasTrump anybody here can do Trump anybody anybody here can do an accent and you can do a French accent go ahead let's hear it
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Brian Atlassay I would
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SPEAKER_08um just go yes
06:24:41
TasiaI am not very impressed by these Americans and their only fans I'm not impressed by your performance nice
06:24:53
JakeI like to do the um hey what's going on in here do I look like a [ __ ] [ __ ] to you
06:25:06
Brian Atlasmaybe we could do like a jersey Sopranos type thing like I'm trying to think how I can get into The Sopranos listen
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SPEAKER_08don't don't ever [ __ ] me okay don't ever [ __ ] me okay I'm cool with that like how about how about a Borah impression can either of
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Priyayou do they're nice I like you I like a six this is my sister she's number three prostitute in all of Kazakhstan all these Impressions
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SPEAKER_08that's okay don't drink me Gypsy do not drink me chips
06:25:52
Brian AtlasI like to do yo Nick can you pull up the song The Borat dance song we'll play like throw the juice [Laughter]
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SPEAKER_08okay yeah I'll get clipped not you it's fine yeah it's the Borat dancing song people
06:26:18
Priyaare already saying you're clipped Brian what Aussie I can do you do a London accent
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Brian Atlasf11 f11
06:26:33
Brian AtlasI don't it's probably gonna get copier let's not do it because I don't want I want to avoid copyright um
06:26:44
Brian Atlasany anyone else any impressions
06:26:50
Aubryyou name it you can't Jinx no maybe not if I'm losing maybe next time maybe next time if I have a chance to catch the Jinx someone said Indian
06:27:02
Brian Atlasaccents are their favorite for some reason you know what's interesting is there's some accents are okay to do
06:27:12
Aubryand other accents are not okay is borats okay to do is it is an Indian accent okay to do no no why not you cannot do it no all I know those are the only ones
06:27:24
JakeI give you the pass Brian but they're not talking though they're not talking the Indians I know they're doing other things
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SPEAKER_08oh my God
06:27:39
Brian Atlasdisavow I disavow but yeah I mean yeah you can't like it would you you could not do as a white person you you could definitely I don't
06:27:50
Brian Atlasthink you're allowed to do an Indian accent or like an Asian accent or a like a black accent so why is that though is the world just too sensitive now nobody can do it I'm not sure why that
06:28:02
SPEAKER_08is I don't know can you do an Indian accent there you go that was really canceled okay yeah I've got it but if you're able
06:28:12
Aubryto nail the ACT I don't know if you can think I'm actually comedians can do it is it uh everyone wants you to do an Indian accent
06:28:24
Aubrywait did we read this one who needs Aubrey can you read this awesome after show great panel tonight great to see some beautiful based women still exist
06:28:34
AubryPriya you willing to move out to East Coast for the right guy I
06:28:43
Priyayeah I mean Florida is it and then we have Claudia try South African accent
06:28:53
Brian Atlasoh [ __ ] I feel like I can kind of do it this is Africa no no no South African like that is africanor I was doing
06:29:03
Brian AtlasLeonardo DiCaprio oh oh wait let me hear more t-i-a this is Africa
06:29:14
SPEAKER_08we need to get some petroleum look at me [Laughter] where is he Diamond no it's not I feel
06:29:22
Brian Atlaslike they took a bath it's like I'm actually I've got to say they took a bit like a little bit [ __ ] I don't know
06:29:34
Jakeis this right here this is kind of like no no no no no don't be going don't be going let's do Australian uh the Australian
06:29:43
Jakeyeah the thing is with Australia you call that a knife this is a knife yeah okay that's all right it wasn't too bad it wasn't too bad you don't want to do New Zealand though because though that's when things get very dark when you go to
06:29:56
Jakethat side of the pond the sheets yes yeah they all love sheeps if it's too much unfortunately my kiwi brethren to the east
06:30:06
Brian AtlasI don't know I don't know Seth African it's a bit like seidificing it's a bit up here oh wait I don't know okay nevermind okay um all right let's uh let's call it
06:30:19
Brian Atlasthere let's wrap up there guys thank you for tuning in to the after show uh this is probably our longest stream ever I can't I need to stop doing this [ __ ] I need to wrap the shows at like three hours but uh
06:30:30
Brian Atlasyeah so anyways um thank you for everyone who stuck around for the after show appreciate it thank you Madison for sticking around late I know you have uh
06:30:39
Brian Atlassome work tomorrow um thank you guys for tuning in tonight we will be back Tuesday Matt stay safe we'll be on the show can we get some 07s
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Brian Atlasin the chat to get us out 07's in the chat please hope you all have a good night be sure to follow uh go subscribe to Jake's only fans
06:31:04
Brian Atlasum oh seven it's like a you actually have lowercase lowercase seven lowercase07 guys okay um good night guys we will see you on
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Brian AtlasTuesday against this camera right yep nope yeah