HEATED DEBATE! She Got Her Ex DEPORTED?! Excommunicated Mormon/LDS?! Woke E-GIRL?! | Dating Talk 289

Date: 2026-04-06

Duration: 11h 01m

Guests

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_00Joy(guest)

SPEAKER_01Brian Atlas(host)

SPEAKER_02Emily Mack(guest)

SPEAKER_03Frankie(guest)

SPEAKER_04Angelica (DC)(guest)

SPEAKER_05Ally(guest)

SPEAKER_06Abby(guest)

SPEAKER_09Riley Nimi(guest)

SPEAKER_10Griselda(guest)

SPEAKER_11Barbara Adamson(guest)

SPEAKER_12Anna(guest)

SPEAKER_13Lii(guest)

SPEAKER_14Hannah(guest)

Key Moments

00:00:18

IntroAll 13 guests introduce themselves - largest panel ever

01:07:19

Key MomentGriselda reveals she crossed the Rio Grande illegally as a minor

01:33:03

ControversyRiley proposes shooting anyone who crosses the border

05:13:42

Key MomentAngelica reveals she lied about being engaged - actually married

08:41:09

Key MomentAlly reveals boyfriend strangled her on shrooms, she stayed with him

08:58:01

Key MomentHannah excommunicated from LDS church in high school

09:17:58

Key MomentAnna unknowingly dated a Craigslist killer

10:49:33

OtherLongest Whatever stream ever - approaching 11 hours

Topics Discussed

00:00:18

Guest Introductions

13 guests including Riley Nimi (conservative), Griselda (Mexican immigrant), Hannah, Anna (Marine vet), and many more. Longest Whatever stream ever (~11 hours).

01:07:19

Griselda Immigration Story

Crossed the Rio Grande illegally as a minor brought by father. Now has green card through marriage.

01:33:03

Riley Proposes Shooting Border Crossers

Controversial immigration solution sparks strong panel reaction.

05:13:42

Angelica Reveals She Is Actually Married

Lied about being engaged; actually married ~2 years with more money than husband.

08:41:09

Ally Boyfriend Strangled Her on Shrooms

Boyfriend had drug-induced psychosis, strangled her one month into relationship. She stayed.

08:58:01

Hannah LDS Excommunication

Excommunicated from Mormon church in high school for intimacy with boyfriend.

09:17:58

Anna Craigslist Killer Date

Unknowingly dated a Craigslist killer in San Diego.

09:59:08

Rapid Fire Trivia

Panel struggles with basic geography and history. Someone says Hitler ruled Poland.

10:49:33

Show Wrap - Longest Stream Ever

Show wraps after approaching 11 hours.

Transcript

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08:59:00

Angelica (DC)would never have >> like Sarah Stock stuff how they're like okay she cheated so she must have had an abortion or something. >> Yeah. Exactly. Where it just that was never the case. But >> that's the thing about those type of communities. And I found it interesting when you said like, "Oh, you don't know

08:59:13

Angelica (DC)what reality is anymore and Christianity and all of that jazz. It's like when you leave a high thought control group, not only does it make you super dependent on like the people around you, but you you don't feel real anymore. You're just

08:59:24

Angelica (DC)kind of like grasping at straws. >> Um, but yeah, I'm like it's it's hard. I was, as I mentioned before, I was raised Jehovah's Witness, so I sympathize with your They do excommunicate you if you end up really.

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Hannah>> Oh, 100%. They'll excommunicate you over any little thing. >> Really? >> Um 100%. Um >> No, in Mormon church, it's very hard to get your name. >> I know. That's very nice. Huh? >> Yeah. Mormons are very nice. >> Yeah, they actually typically they they

08:59:49

Riley Nimireally are. They're >> My city of Tmacula is like 20% Mormon. It's like it's like a little Utah. >> It's part of the culture. The Mormon culture. They're trying to recruit you. >> They're always smiling and stuff. >> I mean, it kind of works. >> Yeah, I know. Honestly, I got rebaptized

09:00:02

Angelica (DC)though. >> No, but that's the thing to go back to the whole like Christian subject since it was broached before. Like the reason people say Mormons aren't Christians. What's your concept of the Trinity in Mormonism again? >> Uh

09:00:15

Hannah>> like Christ is your big brother. >> Oh yeah, they're all separate. >> Yeah, they're separate but it's like a weird >> There's God, Jesus Christ, and then the Holy Ghost and they're separate. >> Yeah, that's not Christian. Yeah, that could be technically I have the same

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Angelica (DC)struggle with the Jehovah's Witnesses where I'm like, but it's Christian. It's Bible based, but it's like they believe that Christ is not God, so it's not Christian. >> Mormonism is not >> That's the thing. When you pervert it, immediately you start to see these bigger issues that come into play within those kind of high thought control

09:00:41

Angelica (DC)groups. They have to be high thought control to keep you in because it doesn't actually make sense when you're still within it basically. >> Wait, so what would it be then if it is the church of Jesus Christ? >> Well, when it comes to >> I mean, I know what they call it. It's

09:00:53

Angelica (DC)like the Jehovah's Witnesses. It's like, but we witnessed Jehovah. But um when it comes to like the Mormons, I don't know what heresies they were based off of. I know that they had like the belief that you know, America is like Egypt and like the whole Garden of Eden, I think, is in

09:01:08

Angelica (DC)Florida, >> Missouri supposedly. Like there's reasons why they think that way. Same thing with the Jehovah's Witnesses. They believed in a bunch of pyramidology and that's how they got into their conclusions. Well, but yeah, it's all just paganism >> and and they also believed in like

09:01:20

Barbara Adamsonmodern day revelation, which is not like typically a Christian thing to have somebody, you know, in the 1800s and however be like, I have received word from God. >> Honestly, I would argue when it comes to

09:01:31

Brian Atlasmodern dating, it was ruined in the 1800s by these like these like sub groups. >> Uh, got to move on. Okay. Uh, Hannah, you disagree with Brian about alimony. Why is that? >> What?

09:01:43

Brian Atlas>> You disagree. You wrote in your notes, disagree with Brian, what >> about alimony? >> Oh, I do. You think, didn't you say before you don't think that uh men should pay alimony?

09:01:54

Brian Atlas>> Uh, so you maybe saw an episode where there I think it was last weekend a woman was on the show and she had been she had been married to this guy for 10

09:02:04

Brian Atlasyears, 10 plus years, and then she had been split from him for 10 plus years. He still is paying her uh alimony. Yeah. Well, yeah, I think that's ridiculous.

09:02:14

Brian Atlas>> Kins, >> uh, her kids are, if I recall, both adults, so he was also paying her child support, but that's subsided. But he's going to have to pay her alimony for life. >> That's wrong.

09:02:28

Hannah>> Yeah. So, >> they do alimony, like I was married for eight years, they'll typically do at least like half, like four years. My understanding though, and it's it's obviously varies by state, is uh in

09:02:39

Brian AtlasCalifornia and perhaps other states, once you get past 10 years, you can get into lifetime alimony. >> So, um >> and with that, can I also add I had a friend who when I was living here, his

09:02:51

Annawife cheated on him with the literal pool boy, literally, and he like was like, I'm not going to kick her out. He took her in even he's like, I don't want to kick her out. Like, she's got nothing. She's got nowhere to go. So he ends up raising this kid that's not his

09:03:03

Annafor two years and he knew it wasn't his cuz he had gotten fixed and they gotten it tested and stuff and um then they broke up and because she she just wouldn't stop cheating on him and then California stuck him with the child

09:03:15

Annasupport bill cuz they two or more years if you're raising someone's kid in California you are stuck with the child support bill. >> Wait, it's not his kid? >> Not his kid. They let him. >> He thought he thought it was >> but he committed he committed to raising

09:03:27

Annathat kid at that point. So I'm like, >> but she didn't Wait, just to be clear, she tricked him. >> She cheated on him with a pool boy. They had a pool lit a literal pool boy. And he was like being the nicer person. He didn't want to kick her out. He like,

09:03:40

Annayou know, cuz she was pregnant. That was his wife. He was stupid. >> Two years later, she continued to cheat. He said, "Get out of here." And then she took him to court. $5,000 a month he had to pay. And then they let him move to another state. So he didn't get to see

09:03:53

Brian Atlasthis kid either. >> Well, this is definitely something that happened. So, if uh even if the kid's not biologically yours, but uh you are uh bamboozled and the woman cheated and

09:04:04

Brian Atlasyou were acting as if you were the father, then uh yeah, you can be on the hook for child support for a kid that isn't even yours. That is ridiculous. Um

09:04:16

Brian AtlasI don't think that that should be the case. They have to change the laws. Uh ch child support laws are very anti- uh male, at least in that regard. Um, >> that was in California, too.

09:04:27

Hannah>> Okay. But alimony, um, I think you could maybe make an argument that like if the woman, uh, gave up her career, >> I feel I I feel like I did that like I like helped my ex-husband get through

09:04:39

Hannahspecial forces and like I did all my nursing prerexs with kids and I was like, "Okay, it's not realistic to have a husband that is gone all the time in trainings and then I like I want to be at home with my kids." So, I definitely

09:04:52

Hannahfeel like I put myself on the back burner to support him. And then I felt like in the end it >> did screw me over a little bit. A lot of it. >> Yeah. I mean I think that there is some compelling

09:05:03

Brian Atlasarguments as to alimony but there should be a limited scope of it. I agree. >> So I don't think in any scenario >> stepping stone to help them. >> Yeah. >> I I don't think like I three three years

09:05:15

Brian Atlasought to be the max. Like I don't I I don't see beyond three years. Okay. you've been separated for this amount of time. I can't understand

09:05:25

Brian Atlasa reason why you need to have some perpetual financial obligation to a woman. Like, should I should should men get like one [ __ ] a month from her?

09:05:37

Brian Atlas>> No. Cuz if Oh, we've been >> But hold on. As a man, it's you know, once I'm in my 40s, it's harder for me to get blow jobs. You know, it's harder

09:05:47

Brian Atlasto date as a man once you're older. and I I don't have as much access to BJs, you know, so maybe once a month, you know, she could give a blowy. >> Well, no, cuz I think if you've been married, let's say like 10 15 years,

09:06:00

Hannahyou're developing like a skill set as a man or you're getting education. So, like you're able to make significantly a more money. So, I think to just be like, okay, well, you just put 15 years of

09:06:10

Brian Atlasyour life or however long. I'm just saying, you know, on the side and now I'm going to give you three years to make up for that. >> I think three years is totally fine. That should be enough for somebody to get back on their feet. But um

09:06:22

Brian Atlas>> this assumes that all women who get married are genius IQ women that >> that had they not gotten married, they would have invented a bill they would

09:06:32

Brian Atlashave had a billion dollar idea and they would have been the CEO of the company or could it be that a woman was a waitress when you met her and her life circumstances probably would not have

09:06:45

Brian Atlaschanged substantially had you not married her? From my perspective, this woman, if you've been married to her for 10 years, who was a waitress when you met her, she actually her life

09:06:55

Brian Atlascircumstances have she didn't have to pay rent for the entire time. That seems like quite quite a uh privilege, quite the benefit that she received. She didn't have to pay for anything during

09:07:07

Brian Atlasthis entire time. She can go right back to being a waitress where she like she can go right back to doing what she was doing or say she's a hairdresser. Okay, you didn't do hair.

09:07:19

Angelica (DC)Okay, you didn't do hairdressing. Here's three years of alimony. Should you get 20 years of alimony? That's ridiculous. >> Well, to reverse engineer the argument, I mean, the same can be said for women who delay settling down in their 20s and

09:07:31

Angelica (DC)then want to settle down in their 30s or 40s, where it's like you don't have pity or remorse for a woman who can't get a good man at that age. Likewise, if a man ends up throwing away a marriage, as happened in Hannah's case, it's like,

09:07:43

Angelica (DC)well, he doesn't get pity or sympathy for having thrown away something where she invested her youth into him. She committed to him and he wanted to just find something else basically. So, if a woman is pursuing in her 20s a

09:07:54

Angelica (DC)billionaire and never gets it and then grows old, no one has pity for her for her. Likewise, if a man took advantage of a woman's youth who committed to him, >> how is it taking advantage of a woman's? >> Well, if you if she gave you children, she committed herself to you. If she

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Angelica (DC)gave you, it's >> a beautiful thing. That's not taking advantage of >> But then why would you throw it away when you already like have a career, you're already successful, you're already stabilized, she should enjoy the fruits that she grew with you. It's a joint effort.

09:08:19

Hannah>> Yeah, that's that's why women want >> the security of marriage. Uh, so I mean if the >> if you want us to be submissive and like like in that sense like for real and like be the wife that can like stay at

09:08:33

Hannahhome, take care of the things, take care of the kids, and help you further your career. I think it's fair to say, hey, if something goes ary, I think you should help me get back on my feet. >> Plus, on top of that, if someone breaks a contract of of marriage, you should be

09:08:45

Brian Atlaspenalized for having broken that contract, whether it's the man or a woman. >> Well, hold on. Um, >> some states do. I don't recall perhaps all the details. Hannah, so your ex-husband, you were married, correct? Yeah. >> And he cheated on you or what happened there?

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Hannah>> No, there was just a lot of substance abuse. Like when I left, >> you were using substance or him? >> No, him. >> When I left, like our electricity was getting turned off, our phones were getting shut off, so I went and stayed with my best friend's mom, and then >> my aunt drove out, paid for the gas to

09:09:13

Brian Atlasget out to Utah. >> Well, in this case, he it seems like he doesn't have any money to pay alimony anyways. Is that >> Yeah. I mean or he's not in a good financial position asking. >> Well, yes. Um but again, I still think 3

09:09:25

Brian Atlasyears is more than enough time. But I mean uh Angelica, if a woman say the woman is the cause of the breakup, of the relationship, say she cheats, the

09:09:36

Brian Atlascurrent uh legal landscape, the man still has to pay her alimony, still has to pay her money. >> See, I don't agree with that. I know one of my best friends that just happened to them. There were two couples and they

09:09:48

Hannahwere all friends and the couples like had an affair. It's evil and she she he ended up still having to pay her out, give her alimony, give her child support and I feel like he got screwed in that situation. Evil. >> But I I do think though if a woman say

09:10:01

Brian Atlasprior to entering the marriage, say she wasn't on some pathway to becoming some major CEO and she was living paycheck to paycheck working a minimum wage job.

09:10:12

Brian AtlasYou divorce her, she divorces you. It's a return to one's previous standing. Really? >> Um, but who So, uh, the pizza place is closed, but I I have bagel bites. Who

09:10:23

Brian Atlaswants some bagel bites? >> I got I made some bagel bites. Okay. And there's two more in the freezer if anybody I mean, there's only like nine in the package. >> Are they gluten-free? Just kidding. I'm just kidding. >> What's that?

09:10:34

Brian Atlas>> I said, are they glutenree? >> Probably not. Um, okay. Your most memorable dating uh the largest home developer in Utah. He was 25 years old. He managed to keep >> 25 years older.

09:10:45

Brian Atlas>> Oh, excuse me. Excuse me. Uh, he was 25 years older than you, age gap. He managed to keep you under wraps for a year and a half. You were building a home together and it was just a couple months from being finished. After one

09:10:58

Brian Atlasand a half years, you finally met his youngest daughter who was 18 at the time with your two kids. The next day, you got a butt dial from him with another woman. >> Mhm. >> Yeah, that was really hard. >> Damn. And you recorded the convo? Yeah,

09:11:12

Brian AtlasI still have it. >> Went viral. >> Yeah, it was pretty crazy. >> Wait, he So, it was a like a voicemail he was leaving or >> he was in a car with another woman and I

09:11:23

Hannahlike kind of by the grace of God, my little sister was actually visiting. And so when I real I thought it was like maybe an employee or realtor that he was talking to and then based on all the things he was saying like, "Let me see your panties." I was like, "Oh, no,

09:11:36

Hannahthat's not an employee." Wow. >> So, I told my little sister, I was like, "Elizabeth, give me your phone. Give me your phone." So, I recorded it and then >> Okay. Um, >> he got out of the car. >> Literally within two seconds of hanging up, gives me a call

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Hannah>> and then just I was like, >> "What ago?" >> Oh, yeah. What age were you when you started dating him? >> Uh, it was a year and a half ago ended. So, what am I 33? Like I think it was I remember I just had turned 30 and he was

09:12:01

Hannahlike he made comments like it just sounds better that you're 30. Just sounds better that you're 30. I had I know this is like crazy. I had zero interest in dating him because of the age gap. I've always been drawn to like a little bit older just because of maturity wise, especially with being

09:12:14

Hannahmarried for eight years, having two kids. Like I don't like see myself marrying a 22-year-old, right? But >> I he definitely, when I say like grooming, it very much felt like

09:12:25

Hannahgrooming where he definitely latched on to my situation. Full-time single mom, definitely flexed his job and stability and we became just friends. Like I know it sounds so weird but we he would

09:12:36

Brian Atlasliterally ask me to meet in Maverick parking lot. We'd just talk for hours. >> He wasn't trying to be your friend. >> Wait. Hold on. Let me let me just ask. >> He was putting in work. >> Okay. What What age were you when you started date? Uh when you met him?

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Brian Atlas>> Uh I I think I was 29 and then I had turned 30. >> What age was he? He was what? >> He was 56. I want to say 25. >> 56. Okay. So 25 years. And you said it was borderline grooming. I mean you're

09:13:00

Hannah30 years 30 years old. I don't think >> No. No. I get But I just mean like grooming. >> I mean, like in the sense that I think he took advantage of my situation and knew what he was doing and I was in his like, "Oh, I I like talking to this guy. He

09:13:13

Hannah>> wouldn't be taking advantage of your situation, having better looks, only being 29 years old." >> Like, you can look at it from the other way around, though. >> I mean, financially. >> Wait, he was taking advantage of you financially? >> Being in a very unfortunate financial

09:13:25

Brian Atlasposition with my kids. >> Wait, did you move in together with him? >> No. >> Were you living with him? >> Was it? No. >> Oh, okay. >> No, but he knew. Wait, can we distribute the bagel bites? Who wants a bagel bite?

09:13:37

Brian AtlasShow of hands. We're going to have to probably do all of them. >> Maybe we can make more more of a batch. Okay, you are you're each going to get I think like one right now, but we have like count. >> We have more. We have more. Okay. Uh

09:13:50

Brian AtlasJoy, you don't use dating apps. You meet everyone organically in a grocery store, work, hobbies. You met your ex at work and it was a great two years until it wasn't. >> Wait, scoot into the table. Scoot into the table. Let me blast through this.

09:14:02

Brian AtlasThis is your one though. >> Uh yeah. Yeah, that was it. >> Okay. You meet everyone. >> That was that was my uh first boyfriend. >> But when you say you meet everyone organically, do they come up to you or

09:14:13

Brian Atlasdo you go up to them? >> Um I only went up to two guys. Um >> did you eat all the bagel bites? >> Oh, well, before we start a new one, why don't we distribute what we have, >> please?

09:14:26

Brian Atlas>> Uh which is like seven bagels bites. Okay. So, do you go up to them or do they go up to you?

09:14:35

Lii>> My last boyfriend, no. Um, I liked him, but he always looked like strange, like just kind of walking around like he just wasn't into anybody. So, I asked his

09:14:45

Brian Atlasfriend to kind of ask him to hit me up or tell his friend that I liked him type deal. >> Like just put it put it on the plate and just bring the plate over and then >> Yeah. Yeah, just all very very like

09:14:58

Brian Atlasthese bagel bites. >> Just and we'll pass around the plate. >> He's like interrupting you about the bagel bites. You should say like a joint. >> Yeah. >> I think Brian is hangry right now. >> Bring the bagel bites. Seriously. >> I'm not going to have I'm not going to have any. I'm not going to have any.

09:15:12

Brian AtlasIt's all for you guys. >> Wait, did you say joint? Are we allowed to do that here or is this not the Howard Stern show? >> Oh my god. What? No. I was saying I told him to put the bagel bites on a plate

09:15:21

Brian Atlasand then we'll pass it around the plate with the bagel bites like a joint. >> Oh, okay. >> Why is the bagel bite situation so

09:15:32

Brian Atlascomplicated right now? I'm just um Okay. >> Do you smoke weed >> here? Just pass it to Shona. She'll pass them around. >> All right. Well, we have like a bunch more packages, so we'll open up more. I

09:15:44

Brian Atlasknow it seems like poverty, right? It's like we're [ __ ] >> I feel like I'm in a trailer in Arkansas. >> Yeah, that's what I was thinking. >> What is the We're rationing [ __ ] Yo,

09:15:57

Brian Atlasthis is what we do at the Whatever podcast studio. We're rationing [ __ ] Wait, really? >> Oh, then pass it back because she wants more. >> We're rationing >> bagel bites. Pizza bagel bites that aren't even heated up. >> Wait, they're not hot?

09:16:10

Brian Atlas>> No. >> Wait, they're not hot? >> The cheese isn't even melted. Does this warm enough? >> Are they hot? >> This way. This way. I I microwaved it for the appropriate. >> It's like warm like not hot, but >> I I microwaved it for like the the

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Angelica (DC)suggested >> any objections if I was a No, that was a terrible pass. I went from there. >> We skipped the rotation. >> Go ahead. Take >> look it up, bro. Okay. Um Anna, >> I brought my >> uh Anna, you say if a man is cheap and

09:16:35

Brian Atlasit has the she's just trying to mooch off of me mentality, it's immediate no for you. That's not a man. If you can't afford to date, then just say it. You're an independent woman, but you want a provider, not a leech.

09:16:46

Brian Atlas>> Yes. >> You're an independent woman, but you want to provide. Can you say that in your own terms? Can you just say that sentence? >> Oh, simpified that ghost.

09:16:57

AnnaSorry. Sorry. Um, >> because I want I want a man to provide. I've used Wait, say what?

09:17:07

Anna>> I'm an independent woman, but I want >> woman. I am, but going into a relationship, I would like my man to provide or at least being able to not leech off of me and provide for himself.

09:17:20

Brian Atlas>> Okay, that's different. But, uh, typically a provider, that's somebody who's providing for you. If you're an independent woman, you would thus be dependent on the provider man. >> Well, I guess technically, >> not really, cuz I could I said earlier,

09:17:33

Brian AtlasI literally have just dumped guys because I don't need them. Technically, you could be an independent woman, but it is more beneficial for for the man to spend all his money for your benefits. I technically yes, pay for

09:17:47

Brian Atlasdates once we get >> If I make seven figures a year, if I make seven figures a year, it would be more beneficial for me to like date a woman who makes 10 like uh $10 million a year and she pays for everything. Like

09:17:58

Brian Atlasthat would I'm still technically have the capacity for independence, but she should pay for the [ __ ] Okay, I get it. You dated a Craigslist killer in San Diego. >> What? What? >> What's uh You didn't know he was a

09:18:11

Brian AtlasCraigslist killer until you saw his mug shot on Facebook pop up. So when you met him, he was on bail and you had no idea he just disappeared and then one day his mug shot popped up. >> Mhm.

09:18:23

Anna>> Friendly. >> So it was like Did you smash? >> No. >> It was one It was a one-time date. >> There were No, no, no, no. So we met >> Was it his body? >> No. So, we met at a a brewery. He was

09:18:36

Annaactually studying. He said he was in med school. This is like 12 years ago. He said he was in med school. >> Studying his victims. >> Literally, >> it's like taking out the entrance. >> Yeah. This is actually scary. >> But you you went on one date with him. >> No, we we kind of hung out. We weren't like a like dating series, but we were

09:18:49

Annatalking, you know what I mean, and like kind of getting to know each other. Okay. >> And then he had this really weird obsession with cuckolding. Very weird. Okay. >> What is cuckolding? >> Uh what? Like wanting to see your girl get [ __ ] by

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Anna>> by another guy. Yeah. And so that's when I was like, I'm done with this guy. And I like backed off because it was just GH. So all of a sudden, like we would he would like message me on Snapchat and I would be nice and respond, but I stopped

09:19:14

Annahanging out with him because of it. Okay. Well, that's the scariest part about the cuckolding thing because when his mug shop and I it was the longest article of my life, he um was in search

09:19:25

Annaof a cuckolding situation in on Craigslist and they were actually trying to tie him to other Craigslist killings, not just this one. And the as the story goes, he was trying to find a cuckold on

09:19:36

AnnaCraigslist and he found this man who wasn't like a trans woman like a he literally called himself a crossdresser. like he was literally a man in a wig, pretended to be a couple talking to him.

09:19:49

AnnaWell, he finally confessed and said, "Hey, I'm actually not this couple. It's just me. I'm a man that likes to dress up like women." He stopped talking to him. Two days later, he said, "I want my I'll do anything. I want my um fantasy."

09:20:01

AnnaAnd he went over there and murdered that that man in a wig. Blood print. This is what gets me. >> Oh my god. >> This is what gets me. Blood print. His blood. His fingerprints with blood were everywhere. And for some reason, the

09:20:13

Annastate of California let him out on bail. He was out on bail for five years >> in prison. >> No, no, he is. That's that's how I found out. >> Killed somebody else. >> But he didn't do this while I met him. He did it 5 years previously. And he's out on bail for 5 years, like looking for cockolding situations. That's

09:20:27

Brian Atlasterrifying. >> Uh, okay. You once went on a three-ear sbatical from dating. So, no touching, no kissing, anything with men. And then the year that you started dating, every date back to back to back was wild. including one time you were at the guy's

09:20:40

Brian Atlashouse and a girl started pounding on his door and he instantly pretended to fall asleep and then she kicked the door down. >> Yes. Uh >> that was my first date after not touching a man for 3 years by the way.

09:20:51

Brian Atlas>> And wait, so uh on the three-year dating sbatical. So you were celibate during that period of time. Um during the three years, too. >> You were totally celibate. Is that correct? >> Yep. Totally. Like wouldn't even like handshake a man. Nothing. Nothing.

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Brian Atlas>> All right. Look at that. We got more [ __ ] bagel bites. We can pass it around. isn't melted, Brian. >> It's not. >> What is this trailer park? Like >> we we [ __ ] >> This one's hotter. >> It's hot. We put it in for the the

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Brian Atlasdesignated amount of time. So, I don't know. Maybe that's some [ __ ] mutant. That's some mutant [ __ ] cheese. Hey, those are good, though. I did have those. They're [ __ ] yummy. Uh they're

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Brian Atlasgrub. Okay, so uh the threeear dating sabatical. I don't want any. Uh back that way. Back. Amazing. No, I don't want any. It's for you guys. I I'm good. Um I eat kosha,

09:21:39

Brian Atlas>> but eat the food. >> I don't think any of us are eating any. >> Okay, go ahead, Shona. You They're all for you. Go ahead. Pig out. Pig out. >> Uh okay. The three-year uh dating sabbatical. You were totally celibate, correct? >> Yeah.

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Anna>> Um what was the turning point to stopping your sbatical? >> Well, I didn't have sex with this guy. I was just started dating. When I say sbatical, I didn't go on dates. I didn't talk to guys. I didn't go on dating apps. I >> You had no sex for three years. >> For three years.

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Anna>> Yeah. Yeah. Nothing. So this these are just dates. These are like my first dates. Like this was like getting myself back into the dating scene. >> Wait, so when did your when did it start? What year did it start? >> 21. >> Okay. So that's like 5 years ago. So

09:22:17

Brian Atlas>> to 24. >> Did you you broke your streak though? >> For a guy I was dating that I knew for over a year. Yeah. >> Can I ask you a question? Uh wait, let

09:22:26

Brian Atlasme think. Uh, how quickly did you uh wait for the guy you broke your streak with? >> I think like a year, year and a half.

09:22:40

Brian Atlas>> Whoa, >> whoa, whoa, wait, hold on. >> We were friends first. We met as friends and then like one day he confessed his love for >> After he confessed after he confessed his love,

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Anna>> how soon after that did you guys have carnal knowledge? uh a couple weeks, but I like I said, we'd been hanging out for like 18 months, getting to know each other. It wasn't a random guy.

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Brian Atlas>> Sure. You you knew him a bit. >> Like I trusted him because he was like my friend first kind of thing. >> But during the sbatical, was there any dating? Like were you hanging out with men? But you're like, "Okay."

09:23:14

Anna>> I I wasn't even on dating apps. No, I didn't even hug, shake hands with I'm I'm actually like that now. I'm not dating either. >> Uh Okay. And then prior to h damn, she's munching down on this. Okay.

09:23:28

Brian AtlasUm, >> gay girl ASMR. >> I was thinking like how much would it suck though? Like let's say you were dating during that celibacy period. So you're still dating but not sleeping with any of the men. And some guy like

09:23:40

Brian Atlaswas like, I'm going to hold out. I'm going to wait 6 months. And then like you break and then you decide to break your celibacy and then you just like [ __ ] a guy right away. Like how [ __ ]

09:23:51

Brian Atlasterrible would it be if uh like a a woman tells you she's been cel three for three years, she's not doing anything, and then you've been dating her for three months, she breaks up with you,

09:24:00

Brian Atlasshe decides to end her celibacy streak, and then she [ __ ] a guy a week later. >> Not saying you did that. >> No, I like I said, this guy was my friend. Like, holy [ __ ] Okay, >> I actually dumped him. Like it was like

09:24:13

Annawe were like really good friends and then we dated for like two weeks and then I dumped him. Like he just wasn't I wasn't he was not he was a good friend. He was a horrible guy. >> I met a guy in like an Australian a famous Australian dude. >> Yeah.

09:24:25

Anna>> Who can you say who or? >> Uh well he was a Australian like kind of like the Justin Timberlake of the Mickey Mouse Club. He was a childhood movie star >> in Australia. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Well my Australian friends were like you used to date him. We used to watch his show growing up. It was

09:24:38

Annalike the Mickey Mouse Club of Australia. >> They're going to figure out who it is. Um >> his name's Matt Healey. Hi Matt. >> Oh [ __ ] Wait. Let me Google this. >> Was he somebody that you used to know? Yeah. Okay. >> But we met at an intersection in San

09:24:50

AnnaDiego and like >> one of those things where we were like, "Hey, you come here." >> Australian. >> He was Aussie. Yeah. And so my Aussie friends were like, "You used to date him?" Like we used to watch his show. >> The musician. >> No, it was a It was like It was like the

09:25:04

AnnaMickey Mouse Club of Australia. You're going to have to look like back into the 90s. >> That's I think that's what I was thinking was the musician. >> Uh >> yeah, he wasn't [ __ ] We can't find

09:25:16

Annathem. Well, Australian All my Australian friends find anything on >> Well, all my a my all of my Australian friends were like, "You dated him? We used to like watch his show growing up." That's hilarious. >> Was he about your age or? >> Yeah.

09:25:28

Brian Atlas>> Okay, whatever. Um I don't need to look it up. But you said he whisked you whisked you around the world for a year and that was pretty romantic. >> Yeah. So, we saw each other at an intersection in San Diego. kind of we

09:25:41

Annapull pull an all nighter, not in the sex sense, just we hung out until like three in the morning and then he was flying off to Dallas. He got my number. We started talking morning, noon, and night. Three months later, he wanted to come to Cal or to California cuz I was

09:25:52

Annaliving in California at the time. He wanted to come. Um I I said no because this is ridiculous. Like I have two kids. I live here, you live there, etc. Two days later, knock on my door, there

09:26:03

Annahe is. And he took me like lavishly all around San Diego for New Year's. And then he said, "I have a surprise for you. Now, New Year's is December 31st. My birthday is January 10th." He said,

09:26:14

Anna"I'm gonna go back to Australia, and in a couple weeks, you are meeting me in Hawaii." And we went on a two-eek trip, lavish trip to Hawaii, like all over. And then like six months later, he's like, "We"

09:26:26

AnnaHe's like, "I either want to move to America or I want you to come to Australia, but I think I'm going to move to America, but I want you to meet my family." So, I bought a ticket, which was $2,000 cuz

09:26:38

AnnaI wanted to show him that like I was serious about this and he had been paying for like everything. So, I bought a ticket, took time off work, you know, got the kids arranged, etc., etc. And like a week before the trip, he's like,

09:26:50

Anna"Don't come here anymore." And like drops off the face of the earth. Well, at the time, I was working for this really wealthy family. I was a nanny at the time. And they were like, "Fuck that, dude. You're like family to us. I'm sending my wife with you and I'm

09:27:02

Annapaying for everything." And so we ended up going over there and like climbing the Sydney Harbor Bridge, like going to Aerys Rock in the middle of the Outback. Um, and he said, my boss said to me,

09:27:13

Brian Atlas>> why the [ __ ] I'm sorry. >> You know, sometimes like sometimes women will like include irrelevant information in a story. Sorry. Go ahead. Sorry. Sorry. Did I just say >> Well, I'm not done. You're cutting me off. >> Did I just say that?

09:27:25

Brian Atlas>> You're not done. This is like, okay, we're hiking in the outback. Like, >> I'm just saying. I don't know if we I don't know if we need that information,

09:27:36

Annabut okay. He took you to Hawaii. >> Sorry, I'm being sassy. I apologize. I'm a [ __ ] >> Well, there was a there was a point to that for me saying all this because he >> Okay, land the plane. Land the plane. I apologize.

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Anna>> So, he then sees that I'm in Australia cuz he had no idea that I was going to still come cuz he told me not to come and he begs me to see him. I hate it when my girlfriend says that. >> What? >> Don't come. >> Oh my.

09:27:59

Brian Atlas>> Just let it. >> [ __ ] >> And um >> Okay. Sorry. >> Okay. >> Bad bad joke. Bad joke. Oh, she's snorting over her hair. Oh my goodness.

09:28:12

Anna>> You okay, Angelica? >> I'm fine. >> You good? All right. She's good. She's good. >> So, what else happened in Australia? So anyways, my boss said, "If you leave my

09:28:24

Annawife for this guy, even if it's for a few hours, I'm willing to fire you." So she left a week before I did. And then that's when he and I got together. I just needed closure, to be honest with you. He wanted sex. I turned him down.

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Anna>> Closure paragraph. >> He got pissed, took me to the airport and just started balling his eyes out and said he I was the love of his life. And I just got back on a plane and went home. >> Angelica, scoot to the table. Um,

09:28:49

Brian Atlas>> is there edibles in these bagel bites? >> Yes, they they are uh weed infused bagel bites. >> That was amazing. I love it so much. >> Man, that's a good That's crazy though. >> Tail.

09:29:01

Brian Atlas>> I feel like after dating him, I How do you Do you find it difficult to date normal guys? >> I don't >> who didn't give you that princess treatment. And I feel like if a girl like, okay, I feel like there's a degree of when it

09:29:12

Brian Atlascomes to dating, like let's say you date a really rich guy, maybe there's a bit of a not culture shock, but there's a shock to like you go from dating like a super wealthy guy who jets you around and he buys you gifts and he takes you

09:29:25

Brian Atlasto all these nice restaurants and he does XYZ and then you go date the guy who works at Walmart. It's like that's a bit of a culture shock. Like it's a bit of a like I don't know if I was dating

09:29:36

Brian Atlasum a hot chick and then I dated a fat chick. >> It's rough. >> It's how do you go back? How do you go back? It's like it's like how about

09:29:47

Brian Atlasthis? You date a uh you a woman dates a guy who lives in a dorm room. Maybe you guys went to college. You you went to the dorm room and this [ __ ] you got to put a sock on the door or whatever.

09:29:58

Brian AtlasYou got to be like, you got And sometimes, let's be honest, ladies, have you ever [ __ ] while your roommate was in the room? >> Really? Nobody's done that.

09:30:11

Brian Atlas>> Why she's smiling? >> Some people had a roommate. >> This is a college thing. This is definitely a college thing. Especially if you're in like a dorm. >> But like that's not right. Come on now. >> No. Like you should try, but like it

09:30:23

Brian Atlasdefinitely happens. Like I don't know. At least from back in the day, >> how much friends do you have, right? Project. >> I think it's a guy thing. Girls, we don't do that. >> But then it's like imagine. No, but

09:30:33

Brian Atlasimagine you're like either a guy or a girl and you used to like have to [ __ ] sneak around and [ __ ] to [ __ ] And uh there was like your [ __ ] roommates's past like sleeping in the

09:30:44

Brian Atlasroom while you're quietly trying to [ __ ] in a bunk bed in a triple bunk bed. And then it's like >> the bunk beds are rocking. Then you date a guy or a woman

09:30:55

Brian Atlas>> who they have their own house. >> That's like [ __ ] And then how can you go back to like from that or even if you're just live you're living in a house, you have your own house. How do

09:31:08

Brian Atlasyou go back to living sharing a room with somebody? >> You can't you can't do it. So like in that same vein, how do you get >> flown around and some guy takes you to Hawaii? How do you go back to like Well,

09:31:21

Brian Atlascuz I went back to doing it for myself. >> Take you to McDonald's for our anniversary. How do you go back? It's kind of like You know what? It's kind of like sex. You know what I'm talking about, Hannah? >> What? >> What? >> What's that supposed to mean?

09:31:34

Brian Atlas>> No. Well, nothing. But you know, it's like sex. It's like once you've had really good sex, >> how do you go back, Hannah and Emily and >> everybody? No, I'm not picking on you.

09:31:45

Brian AtlasI'm just trying to draw you guys in and get your attention. Uh, how do you go back to bad sex? Once you've had good sex, it's like that's the bar for what you want. And it's like if you go back,

09:31:57

Brian Atlasit's like like once you've had a really good hamburger, >> I saved the best for last. >> Once you've gone back, I've gone to horror men after hamburg. >> Once you have a really good hamburger, really good steak, and then you're going

09:32:09

Brian Atlasto like have like a Denny's steak or like a Denny's burger. It's like, ah, [ __ ] So, it's like I don't know. >> It it depends. Like once you've had a giant labia, it's like how do you go back to like a woman with like an Annie? It's just you're [ __ ] You're gig or

09:32:22

Brian Atlaslike No, no, no. How about this? A woman who Sorry, am I being autistic right now? How once you've once you've had sex with a woman who's multi-orggasmic and

09:32:31

Brian Atlascan come like I'm not even exaggerating like 5 seconds 10 seconds later 10 seconds later and then you got to go back and have sex with a woman where

09:32:42

Brian Atlasit's like you got to it her clitoris is a [ __ ] Rubik's cube. Like how do you go back from like the the girl who comes like this easy to the girl who it's like

09:32:54

Brian Atlasbro you got to you got to do somersaults and like you got to >> you know what like how do you go back to like [ __ ] the girl who can't come? >> Sometimes it's necessity. How do you go back to [ __ ] the girl who can't come

09:33:06

Brian Atlasonce you done dealt with a girl who's just like >> who's just [ __ ] coming like crazy >> or so you think and so you throw those out the window. >> You know what I mean? Okay. Anyways,

09:33:19

Brian Atlas>> someone's definitely lied to you before. >> Final final note from my home girl over there in the corner. My my labia plasty queen. >> Oh my god. >> By the way, I'm just curious on the laboplasty. Is there is there some

09:33:33

Hannahremain? Did they leave a little bit or is it >> they just made it? They made it an innie. >> But there's a bit of lip left >> inside the lip. >> Wait, you want the inner lip? >> So maybe my noral you do. >> He doesn't under. Yeah.

09:33:47

Brian Atlas>> What? >> Wait. No. Wait. YOU >> THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT. I'M JUST LIKE, >> is that what you have? >> Thick. No. Hell no. >> Oh, okay. >> You But mine only came after I had a

09:33:58

Hannahchild. I didn't have correct. lips >> like >> like a butterfly wing. >> Like Arby's English. >> Butterfly wing. >> Yes, Arby's

09:34:11

Griselda>> help you understand it. >> Yeah, absolutely. >> Does it really feel like the sexual performance like in the act? Does it really really matter for you? Like is it feel better? What What is it? >> You do you guys want the answer? You

09:34:21

Brian Atlasguys want the answer? So, it is visual but also physically it feels better >> for you. Are you like actually dead ass about this whole >> I'm so [ __ ] I thought it was a bit

09:34:32

Brian Atlaslike lips that grip. So, okay, look, by the way, if a woman has any grip better cuz it's like you're like weird. >> Uh an innie. So, okay, an innie is not a deal breaker. I'll I'll still date a

09:34:44

Brian Atlaswoman with an an innie. I'm a gentleman. I'll I'm nice. You were the only man you off. >> You know what? There are some other men who also have this uh liking of probably

09:34:55

Brian Atlasbisexual. heard of this in my life. Riley, get Oh my god. >> Back in my day, we called that beef curtain. >> Sounds like a woman equivalent to a woman saying she legitimately likes a small dig. >> No, a circumcised.

09:35:08

Brian Atlas>> Oh, like small. >> Wait, women do prefer circumcised. >> Oh, no. Sorry. >> Sorry. >> Oh, yeah. >> That's fair. I think I think most women prefer circumcised, >> but there's probably definitely women

09:35:21

Brian Atlasout there who Well, I think this would be somewhat geographic because like in your A lot of European countries it's like that's what they're used to, >> but I think they still even prefer the circumst. >> What was your question though? >> Turtleneck.

09:35:34

Angelica (DC)>> No, I was just asking the >> Yeah, it would be like a woman who likes the the uncut pee pe. >> Well, with that and I don't see why it matters. I've had both and I don't see why it matters. >> Wait, what is it to getting like dirty?

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Brian Atlas>> Well, when a guy >> for a men it's more pleasurable if they aren't cut >> when a guy is erect. My understanding is it's >> mostly the same. There's a bit of extra skin, but it's mostly the same. >> Well,

09:36:01

Annaanyway, >> for what was explained to me when I had my O shot done, cuz then I asked about the men, too. A man when they're not cut is is more sensitive because their skin is covering. So, like the rubbing that the guys get from their pants and their

09:36:14

Annaunderwear, that makes it less sensitive if they're cut. >> So, they actually say men are more pleasured who are not circumcised. Wow. You're removing the G-spot when you get circumcised. That's why they say it's up

09:36:27

Brian Atlasthe butt now, but it's not up the butt. >> But actually, it's not. >> It's very much American. >> Ban circumcision. I agree. >> We're going to ban circumcision and laboplasty. We're going to bundle it together. >> Deport everyone who practices

09:36:39

Annacircumcision. Solves all the problems. >> Did you know for the first time in decades? >> Did you Did you know for the first time in decades, America has less circumcisions this year than they have

09:36:49

Brian Atlasin decades? [ __ ] go. >> W America. No circumcisions. [ __ ] circumcisions. Okay. So, anyways, uh wait, where were we? We're talking You had a question about labia.

09:37:01

Hannah>> Yeah. Like you I just can't believe that that's for real your president. >> In my day, in my day, we called that curtains. Have you heard of beef curtains? >> Send them your way. >> Send them my way.

09:37:11

Brian Atlas>> Send them. It's like I want to make a sir mix a lot baby back song but about labia like you know plastic surgery. Do you ask about it on your application? >> You don't have to show us application. >> 100 questions. It's definitely do it. I

09:37:25

Brian Atlasgot you. >> So, it's like the life. >> It is. Okay. It is on the application. It is on the application. Actually, >> I would personally prefer a woman should DM me and she should just be like, "Hi,

09:37:36

Brian AtlasBrian. I want to have seven children. I want to I want to stay at home. I want to do your laundry." And I have a huge labia. That's like the best opening message.

09:37:48

GriseldaThat is the best. >> Look at the smile on his face. >> You just said something really interesting. So you prefer your woman not to work because you you said that that's what you prefer. Like >> she's going to be working in the house.

09:38:00

Brian Atlas>> Yeah. I got [ __ ] I got a backyard. She going to be working in that yard. I'll tell you what. She going to be watering. >> You think you're going to find yourself a trad wife who like describes her genitalia to her to someone that she's

09:38:13

Brian Atlasnot married to? Like that's not going to happen. All it takes is one. >> That's not going to happen. It's going to happen one of these days. I feel it. >> Look, there's some Look, >> I think you have some conflicting, but I'm just saying like uh the die for her.

09:38:26

Brian Atlas>> The Sir Mix a Lot song. He's got a segment like some dudes like to >> Hold on. Let me look up. >> Baby got back. Hold on. Baby got back. Uh lyrics. Uh

09:38:38

Anna>> my my anaconda don't want want none unless you got buns. Huh? Nicki Minaj. >> No, that's literally Serot. >> Yeah, that was a song way before.

09:38:50

Brian Atlas>> Did I just age myself? >> That was That's a sample that always got played at the high school. >> I didn't even find it, but he says, "Some brothers like to play that hard role and tell you that the butt ain't

09:39:01

Brian Atlasgold, so they toss it." And I I'm butchering this. And I pull up quick to retrieve it. >> That's me with but with labia. I pull up

09:39:10

Brian Atlasquick to retrieve it >> because I'm a Never mind. Um I was I was about to say >> I've never heard of I'm a man so obsessed. >> I love that for you. >> You know what? You know what?

09:39:23

Anna>> I'm from the hard streets of Santa Barbara. >> From the hard streets. Yo, >> are you from here? >> I am from Santa Barbara. Correct. Uh okay. So, hold on. Let me blast through this. Um >> you you've gotten nicer as the hours

09:39:35

Brian Atlashave Is it the alcohol or >> It's probably the alcohol. [ __ ] Robert Tanner if you're still [ __ ] Robert Tan >> censor three champagne pops. Okay. Uh the final thing from Anna. Anna woman

09:39:48

Brian Atlasdeported cheating husband story. Tell us the quick version. >> Yes. >> So you deport you got a man deport a Mexican man deported >> because he was cheating. Do we put a timer on her? >> We should.

09:40:01

Anna>> I don't think you have a say in this team. >> I think he does. Anna, you have no at this point. Call it wish. Call it wish. 67 seconds. >> Met a guy met a guy on a dating app. This was during after my sobatical. Went

09:40:12

Annaon it went on one date with him. It was weird. He asked me to he he said he was working from out of town. He asked me to pick him up. He left his cell phone at the hotel. So, I thought that was kind

09:40:23

Annaof weird. And then during dinner, he abruptly blurts out that he's married, but he swears to God that his wife does not care. They have an open marriage. I said, "I don't care if you have an open marriage. I'm not into that [ __ ] So, goodbye." I immediately ended the date.

09:40:35

AnnaTwo weeks later, I get a text message from his wife because she must have been looking through his phone records or whatever, and she called me balling her eyes out. And she just said, "I gave this man everything. I bought him a car

09:40:46

Annawhen he like she gave him a green card. She put clothes on his like he came with absolutely nothing." And she like fed, housed, and now he's out on dates. And then telling her that he and then swearing up and down to me that he's I

09:41:00

Annaswear. >> Wait, I'm sorry. Can I help here? Man bad. and did bad things. >> What was the So tell us the like quick deportation. >> Well, so then she was like, "Well, my family's been telling me he's been using

09:41:12

Anname for a green card. [ __ ] this dude." And in order for him to stay >> Man bad. >> Yeah. In order for him to stay in the country. >> Yeah. >> When you do that, I

09:41:24

Brian Atlas>> What is wrong with you? How dare you, Riley? How dare you? This is Riley. He said 67. >> Oh my goodness. Riley said conservative Riley, who have you gotten deported? No one. >> No, unfortunately not. That is true.

09:41:38

AnnaThat is true. >> I would not. >> So anyways, I didn't I didn't do this. She called me. She asked the details. He was screwing with me and screwing with her. I gave her the details and she said

09:41:49

Annain order for him to stay, like his green card is contingent upon our marriage being in good standing. I guess in two weeks he had a marriage in good standing like meet up with DHS. I guess they have to like have these meetings every so

09:42:02

Annaoften. And she's like, I'm going to tell them everything that he did. And this was like right as Trump 2.0 was this is like last like right as Trump was coming into office. >> And so she she went and Yep. did it did

09:42:14

Brian Atlasthe thing. >> So you So he he got deported. >> Yeah. >> Did they have kids? >> No. >> Oh, okay. He got deported though. >> I mean, think about it. I would love to be an illegal immigrant because I feel

09:42:28

Brian Atlaslike >> that's a lot of leverage in that. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I would never >> have I even if I could have her deported, I wouldn't do it.

09:42:39

Anna>> I wasn't to be honest with you. I wasn't looking for that. I was just answering her questions and I was pissed at him, too. Like, he's wasting my time. You know what I mean? I answered my my questions led to her going to DHS and

09:42:51

Brian Atlasreporting him. I'm going to deport [ __ ] Tiffany, my I'm deporting her to Korea. That girl over there who who works for me. >> I gave you the raw tomatoes.

09:43:02

Ally>> No. Hey, not all Asian. >> Not all Asian people look alike. Okay. That was a different Asian woman. >> I know. Gave us water. You know, they

09:43:12

Allyhave like three Asian your girlfriend. >> Uh, Griselda, how you're 33. >> 33. >> Uh, question. When did you get the neck tattoo? >> Uh, probably like what, like 6 months

09:43:25

Brian Atlasago. >> Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Whoa.

09:43:33

Brian Atlas>> Oh, wait. I didn't mean to send the asteroid. I meant to >> What? >> I guess it's okay, though. I sent the asteroid at the ripe age of 33. >> I was 32, but yeah,

09:43:45

Brian Atlas>> I apologize. You were 32. You chose you were you thought you know what I need? >> Do you have kids by the way? >> I do. I have two. Two girls. >> How much does a neck tattoo? How much

09:43:59

Griseldadoes it cost? >> Uh well this one was what? Like probably like 200 bucks. >> That could have been a kiniera. >> No like 15 grand if you've been to a proper.

09:44:09

Brian Atlas>> It could have gone towards a kinera. You spent your daughter's kiniera money on >> a neck tattoo. That's ridiculous. >> Well, but again, I can afford it. I wouldn't I wouldn't, you know, put

09:44:23

Griseldamyself in >> 32 and getting a neck tattoo. >> Why not? It's cute. Yeah, I get a lot of compliments on it. >> Because they're lying to you. >> No, I mean, a tattoo is never an upgrade on a woman. What about my tie?

09:44:35

Anna>> A butterfly tattoo is better. Are you talking [ __ ] about Riley's [ __ ] power? >> Riley, you're talking too much. This is not your talking. Can I touch it now? >> Riley, you're talking too much. I'm going to need you to stop. Your 67

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Griseldaseconds is up. >> I'm actually commuting back and forth with somebody. Actually, >> how dare you? She's so salty. Piercing whatever that like is just a number. It's tough. >> I feel like what And what does it say?

09:45:02

GriseldaWhat is the word there? >> It says resilient. Brazilian and trauma. We here have I did it all together. >> That's a great sign. >> Trauma. >> Yeah. >> Resilient means

09:45:14

Brian Atlas>> and >> if I saw a girl with a resilience here on her neck, I would think that she can >> resilient >> give. Yes. I don't even want to say it,

09:45:25

Brian Atlasbut um Okay. But I don't know. I just feel like Did your husband Was your husband on board? Yeah. >> Does he have tattoos? >> None. Oh, so he's crazy. So, you're the one in charge woman. Yeah,

09:45:38

Griselda>> you're the one in charge in the relationship then. >> I mean, not really. Like I said, it's just a 50/50 >> cuz like So, he told you he approves, but does he actually approve? >> All my tattoos, all my tattoos I got him while I was with him. Like, he was okay with it.

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Griselda>> You didn't get those when you were younger, >> huh? >> You got a septum piercing? >> Yeah, I got a sept >> while you were with him. >> Yeah, I got I got my nipples pierced when I when I was with him, too. >> Oh. That was kind of bad. That was erotic.

09:46:06

Brian Atlas>> And then you have a rose tattoo here which is a bit covered by the >> Yeah. >> This one right here. >> Yeah. Yeah. Uh >> and it's a butterfly. >> It's a butterfly. Yeah. And it's not

09:46:16

Griseldaeven done. It has collar like >> 30 32. >> Yeah. >> Neck. >> God forbid. >> She looks good. >> Why not? >> Are you in a gang? >> No, I just like tattoos. She owns a

09:46:30

Riley Nimivegan business. She's >> It's just a different aesthetic than what you >> She owns the a vegan business. >> Where is this Mexican husband? >> Where is the Mexican cover?

09:46:41

Brian Atlas>> He's the Mexican. >> Oh, I thought you said he was Mexican. >> Does he speak espanol? >> He does. Well, >> is he fluent? >> He's a concistador. >> Kind of. I I taught him the Spanish. >> Oh, okay.

09:46:54

Griselda>> He's very >> He's getting his Mexican card revoked. Um >> Wow. Yeah. I mean, again, it's just a little >> closer to the mic. >> Tattoos are, you know, doesn't matter

09:47:05

Griseldawhat age you are. It's like any type of modification that you do your body. >> Well, I understand you can get a tattoo at any age. >> But I guess the question is why? >> What? Because I like him. >> Just because of that.

09:47:19

Anna>> All right. >> Do you have tattoos, Brian? >> I have zero tattoos. >> Also, it's a lot different for men and women. >> I was just I was just wondering it is different. >> No, no, I was just wondering. I actually don't have tattoos. They cause cancer.

09:47:31

Brian AtlasThat's my biggest issue with tattoos. >> Apparently everything causes >> you're in like a low level whenever you have a tattoo, especially if you have a lot of tattoos. You're in a constant like lowle uh immune response

09:47:44

Brian Atlas>> to the tattoo is my understanding. >> Mhm. Um it's always trying to eat it. creates like my understanding it's very like minimal like to the point it's almost negligible but your body is like

09:47:55

Brian Atlasslightly always in an immune response which can create a stress on your immune system like slight >> it's pretty slight stress on your vegan so it only creates I'm very healthy >> well if you're vegan and you're doing

09:48:07

Annaheroin like you're still doing heroin >> well I don't do any drugs I don't drink >> no but I'm saying is like just because you're vegan okay never mind >> it only creates stress for like 4 months and >> no it's like been known to like but maybe I'm full of [ __ ]

09:48:21

Griselda>> No, you're not. I actually just watched >> negligent after a certain amount of after it's healed over. I mean, your body is always trying to still eat up the molecules, but they're too big. But that doesn't

09:48:33

Brian Atlas>> But that's an autoimmune response. >> What do you think about you've been talking way too [ __ ] much tonight? Sh, be quiet. No. Uh, what you have tattoos? What do you think? >> Closer to the mic.

09:48:45

Brian Atlas>> They were just all impulsive. >> Do you speak Japanese? Yes. >> Let's hear it. Like valor it. >> Like say something like what?

09:48:55

Brian Atlas>> I don't know. Some like w uh some What's the [ __ ] white >> wu? No, I'm thinking of >> or something. >> Kawawaii. >> Kawawaii. >> Kawawaii. >> Some weeb [ __ ]

09:49:08

Riley Nimi>> Anything but wash. >> Oo. >> Oh, [ __ ] That's going to get clipped. [ __ ] God damn it. That's funny. I thought that I thought that she played Valerant. I was asking her this cuz she looks like a Valerant

09:49:21

Abbyeager girl. She actually plays Counter Strike. Isn't that odd? >> Oh, that's interesting. >> That is odd. >> That is interesting. >> Uh, okay. Uh, your thoughts on the tattoo thing. >> I don't I mean, people can get them if

09:49:33

Brian Atlasthey want. I just got them because I was impulsive. I have Hello Kitty tattoos. >> You have like a AK-47 on your sternum sort of.

09:49:44

Brian Atlas>> I just 32. You get a neck tattoo. >> Why not? >> I just feel like it's the most normal thing. I mean, >> normal? >> Yeah. >> How's that normal to get a tattoo on your neck?

09:49:56

Griselda>> Wait, would you your daughters? You have daughters, right? >> Yes. >> Would you be fine with them getting tattoos? >> Yeah, why not? Not Not right now. But yeah, once they're an adult, they can do whatever they want. >> It'll make it harder for them to find a

09:50:10

Annahigh quality man because high quality men do not like women. I do have a high quality men and you got him before you got tattoos. >> That's just a preference. That doesn't speak to the quality of men. >> Are you the high quality man we're talking about? >> Actually, yeah. Actually, yeah.

09:50:22

Ally>> I got the tattoos. >> I mean, that's kind of that's kind of why I'm here. >> Not all high quality men without a college degree. You can't even call yourself that. >> Cuz I'm not brainwashed.

09:50:35

Riley NimiCollege degree. >> I went to college for one semester. I took the max amount of classes. I got straight A's. I do not need a college degree to prove myself. >> Just because you got doesn't mean you're >> high. Just because you graduate from college doesn't mean you're high value. >> I think education adds to a man's value

09:50:49

Annacompletely. >> I not necessarily. It can it can be a plus in some situations. I want a medical degree education, but when you're when you're um negotiating how much you're going to get paid, it definitely comes in handy. Like, hey, I

09:51:02

Riley Nimihave a master's degree, so I want to get paid. >> I be the employer. >> I don't know. This man thought Cambodia was in South You said South Asia. Southwest Asia. >> I mixed up east and west. I perfectly described remember Cambodia. You don't

09:51:13

Riley Nimiknow east. First of all, never eat soggy waffles. First of all, I perfectly explained to you that Cambodia is wrapped in between Thailand and Vietnam and it's a little circle country. That's

09:51:24

Angelica (DC)>> southwest. But you also don't think there's point to it. >> I never said I didn't think there was. >> Hey Shona, where's Bangladesh?

09:51:35

Brian Atlas>> South Asia. Hey Sha, where's Usbekistan? >> Central Asia. >> Hey, where is uh [ __ ] Likenstein >> of Europe near Germany? >> Where's Luxembourg?

09:51:46

Brian Atlas>> Also nearby, very small. >> Oh, cool. Where is um Eratria? >> Eratria, Norththeast Africa. >> Okay, cool. Where is uh [ __ ] Damascus?

09:51:59

Angelica (DC)>> West Asia. West Asia. >> Correct. >> West Asia. No. >> What about Angola? >> Is it near Poland? >> Angola. Africa >> where well obviously >> middle to middle to south. >> Okay. Uh middle to what was your

09:52:11

Griseldaquestion? >> Middle to middle to north woman. >> Yeah. >> If you date tatty woman if you date a woman tattoos are not a deal breakaker but it is my preference that it's minimal or no tattoos.

09:52:25

Brian Atlas>> So you're under the mindset you wouldn't put a a bumper sticker on a Bentley basically. >> Yeah. Like you shouldn't put a Exactly. >> You could take a bumper sticker off a Bentley. No, I understand what you're saying. It is a saying like you don't put a you

09:52:38

Brian Atlaswouldn't put like a bumper sticker on a Ferrari or something, but uh it's not a dealbreaker. Although some tattoos are like strongly strongly like Okay, she has a heart on her wrist.

09:52:50

Brian AtlasVery minimal. Would I prefer she doesn't have it? Yes. But like my objection to it is pretty negligible. She has a heart on her ankle. >> Okay, not a dealbreaker. Don't really

09:53:02

Barbara Adamsoncare about the chest. that yeah once you okay face tattoos neck tattoos wait I have a meme as somebody with tattoos I'm actually kind of judgmental about tattoos because like

09:53:14

Brian AtlasI I think as a woman particularly having face neck chest >> uh Discord resources memes >> Discord resources memes you're going to

09:53:25

Brian Atlasscroll up >> like uh like six and you're gonna see a tattoo one do you have it Quick, quick, Tiffany. Quick, Tiffany, before I deport

09:53:36

Brian Atlasyou. I'm revoking your H1B visa. Do you have it? T Dog, Tiffany, >> I have it. >> Poltopia.

09:53:48

Brian AtlasOh, it's so facts. >> And then go to the other one. Sorry, Tiffany. This is She Tiffany has tattoos. She's not enjoying this. Uh, so

09:53:58

Brian Atlasthat's the original, but then go back to the other one. The arms are disgusting. >> Yeah. Uh, and then wait, actually, uh, X out of that and scroll down.

09:54:09

Brian Atlas>> Scroll down. X. And then scroll down to the the the Wait, the red one. Yeah, click that one. >> Yeah, it's facts. >> That's factual. Just Just saying. Just saying. Okay. So, anyways, uh, here, let

09:54:22

Brian Atlasme blast through this >> women part. >> Let me blast through this. Uh, okay. The tattoo thing. Uh, you have a Christian tattoo, too. Are you Christian? I think

09:54:31

Griselda>> uh not really. Not really. I'm not. >> You said you dated a lot of bad guys. >> I have. >> Uh who would mistreat you? >> Yes. >> Until you met your husband, >> who's the opposite? He's a great guy. He's a nice guy. >> Yeah.

09:54:44

Griselda>> Uh and when you say bad guys, can you give us a quick list of details? >> And were they Mexican? >> Hey, >> so [ __ ] lutely. >> Yeah. I mean, you know, being from

09:54:55

GriseldaMexico, I dated a lot of cartel people. >> What? Yeah. >> Yeah. No.

09:55:07

Brian Atlas>> Okay. >> What? >> Oh my god. You >> the >> Was that the >> I don't think it was the >> No, it wasn't the triple.

09:55:17

Brian Atlas>> But let's She does need her She needs her inhaler, guys. Um you So you date >> You dated uh cartel. >> Cartel. Yes. a lot.

09:55:29

Griselda>> Which one? The Sinaloa. >> No, I mean I'm from actually from the border, you know. Um >> Wararez. >> Uh >> is that Tijana? >> No. Tamal Lipas, which is you know, >> of course. >> Yeah.

09:55:43

Griselda>> Yeah. >> It's it's the border to Texas. Actually, she she's from >> So, did you ever date a >> a main guy? Like kind of like a boss. Yes. >> A boss? >> Yes. >> A Hefe? >> Yes.

09:55:56

Griselda>> You dated a hefe? >> Yes. You dated a cafe? >> Yes, I did. >> Very bad guy. Very bad guy. And >> I love your tattoos, by the way.

09:56:06

Brian Atlas>> Love your tattoos. They're the best. I agree with everything you say. >> Uh, okay. So, but so were they drug dealers? Were they violent? Were they

09:56:18

Griselda>> I mean, you can just you can just imagine. I mean, if if he's the boss of the cartel on that city. Yes. I mean there were drug dealers that were crossing people across the border. Everything everything that

09:56:30

Griselda>> Yes, absolutely. >> Yikes. Okay. Um >> yeah, I mean but again I was very young and stupid also. You know I kind of regret doing that to be honest but yeah

09:56:41

Brian AtlasI mean that was kind of like my whole >> uh you know when I was growing up that was the type of guys I was dating. >> I see. I see. Uh and would they hit you?

09:56:53

Griselda>> Uh >> like they mistreated you? He I want to say yes. Like this guy, the one that I dated that was actually like kind of like the boss. Yes. He put a gun to my head. >> Yeah. >> He put a gun to your head. >> Absolutely.

09:57:05

Griselda>> More than once. >> Uh he did it twice. >> Were you like why? >> I mean again it's just again it's a different culture I guess. And he's be

09:57:16

GriseldaLet's just put it this way. Like he kind of if if I if I'm not with him he's going to kill me type of thing, you know? So >> [ __ ] Yeah. No, that's what I said in the very beginning. I was like, that's why I won't date Mexican men. They have

09:57:29

Brian Atlasthat same mindset. >> Well, but not everybody again. >> Wait, wait, hold on. >> Yeah, we're talking about the other extreme. >> I just want to say I've met some wonderful Mexican people. I love

09:57:43

Brian AtlasMexicans. >> Do they cheat? I will only date Mexicans. Just saying. >> Okay, that's interesting. But I think Mexicans are wonderful. So it's like that's I think it's most

09:57:54

GriseldaMexican men do not want to hold guns up to the to their girlfriends at >> No. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. This is like a you know this I'm talking about someone really specifically. Someone that is like like I said like it was like

09:58:06

Brian Atlas>> Do you still hang out like know him? Not hang out with him. Do you still like keep in touch or >> No. No. He actually ended up in jail. He's already in jail. I like >> Does he have a Wikipedia page? >> Uh I think so, dude. Like I think I saw

09:58:20

Brian Atlashim once and I was like, >> "Can we look this up?" >> Official. >> I feel like we should. Uh, okay. That's um Did you Okay. Um, you think you need the

09:58:31

Brian Atlasto host more diversity on girls to talk on the podcast? You see a lot of Only Fans girls influencers or sex workers, but rarely ladies like you that actually have a real job and can share more opinions from the majority of the female

09:58:43

Griseldapopulation that don't have the But I mean, like, aside from her, no. No. Yeah. I mean, >> but most of our shows, it's like one or two of girls or whatever. >> I feel like Well, lately, I don't know what I was watching, I felt like there

09:58:56

Griseldawas a lot of Only Fans girls, and I feel like >> as I respect what they do, you know, but >> I don't >> Well, I I >> No offense. You're You're pleasant enough, I guess. >> I I respect what they do, you know, but I feel like

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