Lauren
29yo math, physics, and science tutor. Military veteran (2 years active service, honorable discharge; completed basic training, OSUT, SERE). Got a math degree post-service, attended law school, passed the bar. Currently tutoring. Non-binary (uses 'it/hippopotamus' humorously, but confirms they/them pronouns). Never had an official long-term relationship; longest quasi-relationship was ~2 years on-and-off with Martin Shkreli (they dated before the Daraprim controversy, she moved in briefly). Shkreli fake-proposed to her in a Tiffany's on a live stream as a joke; she ran away crying. They remain friends. Single all her life (no official boyfriends).
Appearance Details
Non-binary (goes along with 'it/hippopotamus' joke but uses they/them). Dated Martin Shkreli on-and-off for ~2 years; was not in contact during his prison sentence. Shkreli did a live-stream prank fake proposal at Tiffany's — she said yes, he said 'just kidding.' She ran away to cry, returned, they remained friends. Shkreli recently out of prison after early release. She has ADHD per Pixie's reference. Was in the military, got math degree, then law school. Currently tutoring. Favorite rating of her own looks: 4 (Brian confirms 'Lauren four three').